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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 4

SHOUT OUT TO THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!! I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU RONALDO, GIVING HEAD IN PUBLIC! CONGRATS ON EXPOSING YOUR GAYNESS....LOL!





Tortoise & Hare pt.1

*ding dong*
Tortoise: Who is it?
???????: Its me...Hare!
Tortoise: Just a minute!....Hunny, can you get the door?
The Mrs: I'm watching "Bad Girls Club", get it your self!
Tortoise: You lazy ass turtle!
The Mrs: Your MOTHER!!
Tortoise: At least she knows how to cook!
The Mrs: Is that why you got your stomach pumped last Christmas?!
Tortoise: Shut it! Shut it right gosh darn now!
*ding dong*
Hare: Are you coming?
Tortoise: I'm coming! Stop ringing the damn doorbell!






Saturday, December 19, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/19/2009

Well, Facebook Alternative, its time to call it a nite...I'm at my sister's house in the burbs, its hotter than an fat person wearing an heavy coat while running in the desert...Its cold outside, she just got the heat cranked...Don't even talk about this bed! My niece is at my house & I'm over here sleeping on her hard Tinker Bell bed;Floor is so much softer...Oh! I also flooded her toilet & she has no plunger; That sounds like a personal problem to me...Side note-->I love her shower though, to bad I took one b4 I came over here. Don't believe me?!...Ok! Here's proof! GOOD NITE FACEBOOK ALTERNATIVE!

Shrek 4 Trailer

THIS IS THE LAST MOVIE FOR SHREK & HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WONT SUCK AS MUCH AS THE 3RD ONE. THIS ONE WILL BE IN 3D, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING THAT THESE DAYS.

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 3


OMG! YOU'RE THE FREAKING ODD BALL IN A SANTA RACE! I HOPE YOU SHOWED THEM WHOSE BOSS!


Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 12/19/2009

Good Morning Facebook Alternative. 2day i'm not logging on Facebook at all! The longer you are off of it, the easier it gets {kind of}. I am wondering what people have been typing lately though...The real Facebook is for spies! It creates spyers! {not real word} I bet some people are beginning to miss me now; Who else is stupid enough to write outrageous stats?!...Its time 2 get my day started now, so shower & clean clothes....Until Nite

Friday, December 18, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/18/2009

Man, its crazy! Went to go see someone in an casket that I never wished to see like that; It seriously hurts...I cared more about that lady than anyone actually knows. I really can't wait for this year to be over...So tired of watching every thing crumble around me! Anyway Facebook Alternative, its time for me to sleep so I can try my best to wake up even later than I did this morning. Goodnite & watch out for them bed bugs, you know those things really do exist! I thought they weren't real until the magic of youtube. They are really gross!

Iron Man 2 Trailer

HERES THE OFFICIAL TRAILER OF THIS SOON TO BE AWESOME MOVIE THATS RELEASING MAY 7th OF NEXT YEAR. TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL HUB, CLICK THE WORD "CLICK" {NOT THIS ONE, THE FIRST ONE}

JULIAN SMITH - Malk

FUNNY VID! IT WAS CRAZY & FUNNY

WHOSE BETTER?

JULIAN SMITH'S "TECHNO JEEP" OR DAVID MESHOW'S "COROLLA SONG"?... I'M GONNA GO WITH.....I DON'T KNOW! CAN'T CHOOSE

Cheeky Christmas - Funny Performance

OK, APPARENTLY CHRISTMAS IS NOW ABOUT SEX FOR ADULTS & PRESENTS FOR KIDS;WHERES JESUS?! LOL

Acronym Overload

WHAT?!?!?! THATS MY KIND OF HUMOR!

2009 GAP Christmas commercial

THE CUTEST COMMERCIAL THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.....THAT LIL GIRL THAT WAS SCREAMING WAS THE CRAZIEST PART....

FACEBOOK VS YOUR MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS

THIS VIDEO IS HILARO!! {hilarious} BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE. I'M SINGLE BUT I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE....LMAO!!!! "YOU DON'T COMMENT ON ME!"

Withdrawal from Social Networks addiction

I REALLY FEEL LIKE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.KNOWING I REALLY WANT TO LOG ONTO FACEBOOK, I REFUSE! FACEBOOK IS NOT GOING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE!!!!

Drunk Santa Jump mishap Part.2

I wish this would happen to more Santa's. And would you all tell your kids that Santa doesn't exist! My mama never let me believe, She let me know who the real person I was going to be mad at from the start.


Erica's Crazy Christmas Pregnancy Dance

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Out of all the pregnancy videos online, I found this one to be the best! Forget the one with the lady doing the 40's, she probably killed her baby; I'm against baby death. {Its not abortion, she was freaking huge} back to this video though, This lady killed it with the dance moves, & I ain't talkin bout the baby.....


Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 2

AYE KANYE! WHERE ARE YOU?! I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO COME SNATCH THE INVISIBLE MIKE FROM PEOPLE'S HANDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON RUDE ENOUGH TO SNATCH IT...I WANT YOU TO SAY THIS "I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BRANDON IS THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD PERSON OF ALL TIME!" ....THEN WALK AWAY. {scene}

Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 9/18/2009

Good morning Facebook Alternative! {in my Tye Pennington voice} I really wish I had a job right now because not logging on to the actual Facebook drove me crazy this morning. I actually had to log back on just to send a couple messages but I don't really know if I can stay off of it! Its down right addictive {not knowing what down right actually means, I used it anyway}...Seriously it is, & it could ruin your life if you actually allow it 2. Its like a fat person with chocolate cake, its good but it will eventually destroy you if you have too much. Until night Facebook Alternative, Au Revoir & eat a lot of broccoli with cheese. {I don't like it, whose gonna eat my serving?}

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 9/17/2009

Since I'm Deactivating my facebook account, I need some where to put my statuses so everyday I will be posting 2 stats, even though I write about 10 each day on Facebook. One will be for Good Morning & the other Goodnite...Lets get this started!!!!!....
 I'm about to lock my bedroom door, strip down to my undies & lay in the bed to watch American Ninja Warrior, wondering why I could never in a trillion years do the things they do. If I try to hop out the bed, I'm gonna end up breaking a big toe. lol. I now just realized that saying a trillion years is stupid because no one lives to a trillion...Anyway. I was watching SNL: Christmas Special until I realized that I wasn't lame. Goodnight Facebook Alternative......

DJ Hero - Expert Mode - Izzo (H.O.V.A) vs. My Name Is

BETTER THAN GUITAR HERO IN MY OPINION....PULL OUT THAT CASH & PURCHASE THIS {FOR ME}.....{FOR CHRISTMAS} LOL ENJOY ;p

DVD TOSS

I'm so glad that wasn't me. I have quick reflexes & somebody would've been calling DCFS. It was unintentional but my slap would've been unintentional too. Enjoy!

Stone COLD Stunner

Pretty good video! I'll tell you what though, I really wasn't paying much attention because there was too many skinny jeans in this vid. I don't even wanna wear those things anymore

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 1

AYE, CRICKET INTERNET! IF WE'RE PAYING 40 SOMETHING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR THIS SERVICE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GIVE US SOMETHING FASTER THAN FREAKING DIAL-UP! U GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! YES, I'M FREAKING SCREAMING! BRING YOUR EARS CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN SO I CAN BUST YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY TYPED WORDS!....... And that was the quick shout out {of the day}

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My mother-in-law finding out I'm pregnant!

FUNNY VID/BAD NEWS....SHE ENDED UP HAVING AN MISCARRIAGE & LOOK AT DAT UGLY.....DOG!

Christmas Morning

"WHERE DID WE GO WRONG DAN?!...IN YOUR VAGINA SALLY" OMG! LOL! I WAS WAITING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS ONE...THIS IS CHRISTMAS!

The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

TO ALL GAMERS, THIS IS ONE CATCHY SONG BY "THE GUILD"...THE BIG ONE IS HOT! LOL!

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh)

THIS MADE ME SPIT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. I DID A LAUGH SPIT, NO LIE! THE FUNNIEST VIDEO THAT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR {2DAY}

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Holiday Special!

OH WOW...I SWEAR I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. DUDE GOT "BURNED" LOL

I got a feeling - parody

How come I like parodies more than their originals?!...Enjoy! I'm replaying it now

Chicken Man plays "What is Love" on Pianica

Chicken Man goes hard with the music.lol ... Join the Fan Page of Facebook here

Monday, December 14, 2009

Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

THIS WAS SORT OF WRONG BUT "YEAH!" GOOD VID!

Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

JALAPEÑO HOT SONG! THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS! VISIT HIS MYSPACE HERE

Crazy motorist goes nuts at a very cool traffic cop

LMAO!! The music & his voice just got me...OMG! I'm still watching it. LOL! He screaming

Super Smash Bros. Brawl in Piano

I HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY GAMER ON HERE!....ENJOY THIS VIDEO!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Inmate owns in the courtroom...

LIKE CEREALLY, THAT DUDE IS FROOTLOOPS! "YOU SHOULD OF DIED WHEN U WAS A BABY" LOL!

Funny old man dancing

I RATE THIS VIDEO "GOLD!!!" FAT OLD MAN DANCING & AT THE SAME TIME, SOMEBODY FALLS IN THE BACKGROUND

Guy stabs himself on TV

FOR SOME REASON, WHAT THAT GUY AT THE END SAID MADE ME LAUGH...I REALLY NEED TO START WATCHING SHOPPING CHANNELS

STIX- "IM FLY" MUSIC VIDEO

A SONG THATS NOT BRAGGING ABOUT MONEY....ALWAYS GETS MY RESPECT

The ULTIMATE Cheesy Christmas Video - 'I Wanna Be Your Christmas' - Andrew Allen

HE WASN'T LYING, IT IS CHEESY, BUT I LIKE CHEESE!

Breakdance Mishap!

 I bet that hurt! I've actually felt pain like that many times....MANY


Mateo - "Get To Know Me" Official Music Video

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST ON MY MYSPACE TEAM! THIS A GOOD SONG!....IF YOU LIKE IT, DOWNLOAD HIS NEWEST MIXTAPE: "Underneath The Sky Chapter 2".  & check out his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/mateo

Michael Jackson Fail

YEP!....FAILURE!

Friday, December 11, 2009

FUNNY KARATE

WHEN U LOOK AT THIS VIDEO, U MIGHT THINK U KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I DON'T THINK U REALLY KNOW....

"KICK ASS" TRAILER

I HEARD ABOUT THIS WHEN I WAS WATCHING COMIC-CON. I CAN NOW SAY THAT I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE; SEEMS LIKE AN ACTION/COMEDY
Kick Ass Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers

Kid Plays "Im Yours" On Ukelele

THIS IS CUTE,BUT WHATS UP WITH THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS......
Kid Plays Im Yours On Ukelele - Watch more Funny Videos

News Reporter goes Crazy!!

BOY,THAT MAN REALLY EMBARRASSED HIMSELF....THAT LIZARD WAS A BEAST THOUGH [LOOK ON THE LEFT OF THE TABLE]

DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?

THAT LITTLE BOY DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT WORD AT ALL! LOL!....HE WAS THINKING "DO THEY WANT ME TO SPELL NIGGAS?"

Music Mouth

A WRAPPER THAT DOESN'T LIKE RAP MUSIC, ROCKS THAT HATE ROCK MUSIC, ME SOME WHAT SPOILING THIS VIDEO 4 PEOPLE! ENJOY!

Rwandan Grand Prix

THIS IS A PRETTY ENTERTAINING VIDEO BUT TO BE HONEST, THAT MISSING TOOTH CAUGHT MY ATTENTION... GO RWANDANIANS!!!...I MEAN "RWANDANS!"...I WISH I WOULD'VE HEARD SOME OF THAT SWAHILI

THE BEST BLOOPERS EVER

WHEN I SEEN THE BEST BLOOPERS EVER, I'M LIKE "YEAH RIGHT...". BUT HONESTLY THESE ARE THE BEST BLOOPERS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!...THE GUY IN THE VIDEO IS NONE OTHER THAN "BILL DANCE" [NO CLUE WHO THAT IS]

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wrong Phone

I JUST HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME!

F*cking Monkey

WHOA! WHERE ARE THE CENSORS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!

What Kids Know About Tiger Woods

LIL BOY BLUE WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE! "& SURVIVED" LOL! HE ALMOST MADE ME POOT!

Rope Swing Fail

U SEE, HIS BODY MASS + HIS TAKE OFF + GRAVITY = FAILURE.......DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN BUT ENJOY IT!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

ME DANCING LIKE A FOO

I BET Y'ALL WISH YA HAD MY DANCING A BILL LA TAYES, BUT NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME....NO ONE!!!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

CHRISTMAS IN MY HOUSE

In my house, Christmas is basically me watching Christmas themed movies & my moms & bro watching church all day; Thats basically it! My mom cooks, but come on, really! Her Christmas dinner is like any other dinner! Macaroni & KFC biscuits & chicken. lol! You should have seen my niece some years back! She opened her presents like "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" I'm just laughing at her butt; She was very unsatisfied! She lucky though! We used to get clothes that we didn't even like. lol! Naw! We did get some good stuff though....good times! Good Times!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Pink Glove Dance

A GREAT WAY TO SUPPORT THE CAUSE, DON'T YOU THINK?...KILL CANCER! KILL IT WITH A CURE!

Ode To Joy

GETTING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON STARTED OFF RIGHT! THE MUPPETS, I LOVE THOSE MUPPETS!

Sex Offender Shuffle

MY INTERNET IS STILL SLOW BUT LETS GET IT STARTED BACK WITH SOME DANCING PEDOPHILES & RAPIST! LOL!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

GHETTO GEEK'S SWEET POTATO PIE (FUNNY)

I REALLY LOVE SWEET POTATO PIE! I REALLY REALLY DO! ENJOY MY STUPIDITY!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Casual Friday

THATS RONALD MCDONALD WITHOUT MAKE UP & OVERWEIGHT, WITH NORMAL SIZE FEET!

My Black Friend - Acceptable.TV

Angry German Kid wants "Black Friday" special

DUDE WAS CRAZY, I KNOW IT REALLY WASN'T ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY, BUT MAN!! HES CRAZY REGARDLESS...THE SUBS JUST MADE IT FUNNIER!

Black Friday Rap

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE LAME & I WAS RIGHT! EXCEPT, ITS LAME & FUNNY! HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! ITS LIKE A HOLIDAY NOW A DAYS!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Woman vs. Turkey

THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A MATCH. LOL! TURKEY WINS!!!

Thanksgiving Prank

THE GRANDDADDY BOGUS FOR THIS. SERIOUSLY! I WISH MY GRANDDADDY WAS LIKE THIS BUT ALL HE DO IS SLEEP...IT DON'T MATTER WHERE, HE JUST SLEEPS!

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey

THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE! I'M RUNNING OUTTA THINGS TO SAY, BUT ENJOY!

Michael Phelps' Alternate Thanksgiving

THE ENDING HAD ME ROLLIN!

MY WEIGHT LOSS


LOOK AT ME NOW!!! I'm 80 pounds lighter and I feel GREAT! Sure I have a lot of toning to do now but at least I can finally do sit-ups! Hell! I can walk 4 miles nonstop. Anybody can lose weight if they really put their minds to it. I just had to post this because I'm now finally realizing how far I've come!

And look at this picture.....I can actually sit on a cow without it dying.....Its a miracle!!!

The Scripture

GOOD MORNING! THIS IS BRANDON AMOS, & TODAY IS NOVEMBER 25,2009. I'M GONNA READ TO YOU TODAY, A LIL SCRIPTURE FROM THE BOOK OF BABY OIL. "USE DAILY AFTER BATH & DIAPER CHANGES TO MOISTURE BABY'S SKIN & HELP PREVENT CHAFING."......LET ME INTERPRET THIS SCRIPTURE 4 YOU....BABY OIL IS FOR BABIES, IF YOU USE BABY OIL & YOU'RE NOT A BABY, IT MEANS YOU ARE SINNING & NEED TO GET IN THE PRAYER-LINE!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.

I'M JUST BORED.LOL!

Girls unusual reaction when she wins on Today Show

OMG! FUNNY & IRRITATING. SHE STARTED TO GET SQUEAKY.LOL

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Closet Door Fail

 THE CLOSET SHOWED HER!....BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT SHE SAID, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH

Mabel and Allen

WE'VE ALL SEEN HORNY DOGS B4 BUT THIS IS FUNNY,ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M TIRED. WATCH IT AND LIKE IT!!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sneezing Girl

THE FUNNIEST HUMOR IS UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR; THIS WAS UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR AT ITS BEST.

Strokemeister (Shake Weight Parody)

 NOT SOMETHING THAT I WOULD BUY BUT........WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING, GO RIGHT AHEAD.

CRICKET INTERNET

FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WILL BE POSTING LESS FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH & I'LL TELL YOU WHY IN MY REVIEW. MY REVIEW IS RIGHT THERE ^.I'M MEAN BELOW!

Cricket Internet.......Well its great if you don't mind waiting 6 minutes for a one minute youtube video. Its great if you don't mind random slowdowns. Its great if you like getting randomly logged off. Its great if you like being logged off every time they send you a text message. Its great if you like waiting 10-15 minutes for a 5mb download.Its great if you don't mind, not receiving your promised rebate check. WE'VE BEEN PASSED 45DAYS! WHERE IS IT?!.......The reason I'm going to be posting less this month is because I think I have passed the 5 gig maximum for this month; I think that episode of "House" I watched, did it. I'm not sure though! They don't tell you so you have to find out on your own.
Oh! Did I mention that customer service is just pure crap. They look so clean but the only thing that comes out of their mouths is s**t!
I recommend Cricket to anyone that doesn't like to do anything but read & check email. And $40 is just to much for High-speed Dial-Up. The only thing I like about Cricket is that its not a contract.....This is just my experience,whats yours?

SQUASH this insect! -->
GET THE SHOE!!!!

Doin' Your Mom (song)

SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME I FOUND IT HILARIOUS SO I POSTED IT. I JUST FEEL THAT "MIKEY DAY" SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Smosh / Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car!

1st, it isn't a kid & no one craps themselves but its still entertaining

CRACK DANCE

I'M GHETTO BUT THIS IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO WHAT I AM! THIS IS JUST TRIFLING. & SOMEWHAT FUNNY! I WAS MORE GROSSED OUT THOUGH.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Man Falls down the stairs and bust his ass

SAD TO HERE THAT THIS OLD GUY PASSED AWAY BUT I CHUCKLED. SORRY I HAVEN'T REALLY POSTED 2DAY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE CRICKET INTERNET, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GET SLOWDOWNS

"UNDECIDED TITLE"

POETRY DAY IS OVER BUT I STILL NEEDED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST SO I TRIED TO CREATE ANOTHER POEM AS SOON AS I AWOKE. TELL ME IF THIS IS ANY GOOD, OKAY? THIS IS MY 2ND ATTEMPT.



I WOKE UP TO HOTNESS, BUT COLD & UNCLOTHED,LAYING ON TOP UP THE COVERS HEATED LIKE AN ACTIVE STOVE. "BRANDON, YOU HAD TO BE BOLD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD".......BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO IF I RECEIVE A BAD AFTERSHOCK?!....ITS LIKE I WAS POPPED IN THE HEART BY AN UP-CLOSE GUNSHOT, OR TRAMPLED BY COWS WHILE LAYING DOWN IN THE FIELDS OF AN OPEN RANGE.....MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS......MAYBE THINGS SHOULD OF BEEN LEFT UNTOLD.......PUT THE WRAPPING BACK ON THE GIFT BUT REPLACE THE BOW WITH A DYING ROSE......MY SELF-DOUBT USED TO MAKE ME WANNA CRY & I WONDERED WHY......BUT NOW I KNOW THAT THERE WAS NO NEED TO SHED A TEAR.......INSECURITIES KEPT ME SAFE......KEPT ME FROM REVEALING THE COMBINATION TO MY SAFE.BUT NOW THAT ITS OPEN, MY HEART FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE.....I WISH I COULD BE MAD, BUT I SHALL NOT CATCH A CASE, CUZ WITH MY LUCK, THE JURY WOULD SAY I'M GUILTY THEN STARE RIGHT TO MY FACE.

Friday, November 13, 2009

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Def Poetry: Dan and Dasha

THIS WAS FUNNY

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Perre Shelton "Dandelion"

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Scream"- Spoken Word Poetry Slam

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Dear Father" By J.Ivy

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Hoodology" Mike Booker

"BE GRATEFUL OF WHAT YOU GOT, CUZ SOME PEOPLE GOT IT WORSER THAN YOU"....WORDS 2 LIVE BY.

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Love" Beau Sia

LOL! THIS DUDE IS CRAZY BUT I UNDERSTAND

THE GHETTO GEEK'S POETRY DAY!!! "Poetic Bloodline" Gemineye

I LUV THIS GUY'S POETRY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HES ONE OF THE BEST

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Niggas" don't make it....

I HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS ONE TWICE

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Priceless" Nayeli Adorador-knudsen

WELL DAMN GURL!

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Triple Black "Love Poem"

TRUE!

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Lost" Meilani Clay

I MAYBE LOST........

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Skim "Your Eyes"

THIS IS FOR THE GAYS......

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Sometimes Silence Is The Loudest Kind Of Noise" Bassey Ikpi

LUVZ IT!!!

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Talkin To God" Flowmentalz

1ST OFF, HES NOT DISSING GOD! NOW ENJOY!

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Shihan "Sick & Tired"

LMAO! IF YOU WANTED YOUR HUMOR FOR 2DAY, THIS IS THE VIDEO TO WATCH

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Some Days" Amalia Ortiz

SHE WAS SPEAKING MORE TO THE WOMEN BUT SHE SPEAKS TRUTH

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "What's Your First Impression?" Black Ice

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Terry Crews Robots Squeegee Style

THIS IS TERRY CREWS AGAIN DANCING! IF U LIKE THIS VIDEO GO CHECK OUT http://www.squeegeelo.com

HE FARTED IN MY FACE

THIS DUDE JUST FARTED IN MY FACE. HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RECORDING THOUGH WITH HIS DUMB ASS. YOU CAN TELL I WAS A LIL DISCOMBOBULATED BECAUSE I WAS CALLING HIM A WHALE THEN I SAID LION. HIS LIL POOT WAS A KILLER. REALLY!

Auto-Tune Cute Kids and Kanye

rotflmao & eating yogurt

Chopsticks Kitteh

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST ADORABLE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN......WHAT?! I LIKE ANIMAL VIDS! ITS JALAPEÑO CUTE!!!

Spray More, Get More

I WOULD'VE STOPPED SPRAYING....IF YOU HAVE TOO MANY WOMEN IN THE SAME LOCATION,IT WILL GET INTENSE!

Spray More, Get More - The most amazing home videos are here

Slingshot Scream

I SWEAR, I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE GIRLIE THAN THAT KID. HE PROBABLY GOT THE DOOKIE DOOKIE DOO IN HIS NO LONGER WHITIES

Slingshot Screemer - The best video clips are here

Blindfolded Nutshot Prank

THIS IS SO WRONG BUT I'M RATING THIS 4 "JALAPEÑO HOTS" OUTTA 5

LOOK OUT!!!

LOOK AT DUDE IN THE ORANGE IN THE BACKGROUND,HE SEEN IT COMING! I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM

Be Aware of What Goes on Around You Funny Clip - Watch the best video clips here

Panda Bears Make Daring Escape

WHEN I SAW THIS I SAID "WOW...IT CAN ROLL" BUT THEN THE CUTE LIL FURRY THING MADE A RUN FOR THE DOOR, ALL SNEAKY LIKE... IT WAS LIKE "OK, I'M DONE PLAYIN', I'M GONNA GO SIT OVER THERE WITH MY BUDDY" & THEN HE SLIPPED ON HIS SONIC SHOES.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST: HAPPY VETERANS DAY

DIDN'T KNOW THAT 2DAY WAS A HOLIDAY.....I WISH IT WASN'T, ITS 2 MANY PEOPLE HERE. LIKE MY MOMS & BRO.;TOO MANY!!! ANOTHER NOTE ---> EVERYDAY I WAKE UP WITH THE SAME DAMN THOUGHTS THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW UNFULFILLED MY LIFE IS! THATS WHY I'M TRYING TO MAKE A CHANGE....I'M GOING 2 ALWAYS REMEMBER MY MISTAKES BUT....."SELF-FORGIVENESS" (GET IT?) ...THE THING IS,I REALLY DO WANT TO JOIN SOME TYPE OF MILITARY, WHETHER IT BE NAVY, NATIONAL GUARD, ETC. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING! NOBODY REALLY KNOWS THIS BUT I'VE BEEN DREAMING & IMAGINING SINCE I WAS 13 ABOUT THE MILITARY. IT WAS ALWAYS THE "MARINES" THOUGH, I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T REALLY BELONG IN THIS SO CALLED "CIVILIAN LIFE"; IF I WOULD'VE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE. SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD, SOME THINKS ITS A BAD CALL, & OTHERS DON'T BELIEVE I WOULD. I'VE BEEN HOLDING MYSELF BACK BUT THIS IS THE CHAPTER IN MY LIFE WHERE I GO FOR IT ALL! NO LONGER WILL I BE AFRAID OF FAILURE! I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY! THIS GOES OUT 2 MY FUTURE & 2 THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE THERE 4 ME.......... ALSO TO MY FATHER, HAPPY VETERANS DAY TO THE VIETNAM VET! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY SEE YOU ANYMORE..... HOPEFULLY I WILL BE A VET SOMEDAY.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

THE HOUSE PHONE & MY BROTHER

It really urkes me! See he does this thing I call "Caller Id Surfin". In order for this guy to call someone, he has to go through the whole caller id; Most people do that though so it shouldn't be a problem, right?... Wrong! He goes through the whole caller id first & goes back to call the person. Its "CRAZY!", Emphasis on crazy; But now its really gotten irritating because Illinois has just added a new area code cuz we ran out, and no matter if we have the same area code or not, we all have to dial "1" the area code, then the number, so this guy not only goes through the whole caller id, but now he has to dial eleven digits! I'm gonna start deleting the caller id so I at least there will be less button pushing. Sorry but Ghetto Geek hates all that unnecessary beeping that this phone makes.

The Disappearing Visitor

This is some crazy monkey feces right here! So somebody came & rung my doorbell, the first thing I do is look out the window, mind you, we're on the 2nd floor & our door is on the inside of the building so its hard for me to go to the door when I don't see a familiar car because you never know when its Jehovah's Witness. If its them,I'm shuttin' the door; I don't wanna seem rude but they're irritating! Stop trying to convert people & enjoy your own religion! Anyway, I went to the door & it was weird! He was looking for my moms & she wasn't here so I'm here trying to start a conversation because he was staring blankly at me. Its over, Go or at least you start a conversation; You rung the doorbell, not me! LOL! But after he left I ran upstairs to check and see if he was still on the block & he was gone! I freaked out because he didn't drive & it took five seconds for me to get up the stairs. I think a hawk came down and snatched him because that dude was gone. That freaked me out more than that boring ass movie "Paranormal Activity". I really won't sleep tonight......

Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.

I LIKE THIS YOUTUBE SERIES! I LIKED THE OTHER ONE I POSTED BETTER BUT THIS GOOD TOO.

WTF SUPERHEROES

"WTF" IS THE PERFECT ACRONYM FOR THIS VIDEO

Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song

THIS WHITE GUY GOES HARD! I WOULD DEFINITELY PURCHASE HIS ALBUM. LITM "MUTHAF****R"

Monday, November 9, 2009

SITTIN' ON THE TOILET

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I BE DOING ON THE TOILET; IT BE BORED IN THERE SOMETIMES & I CAN'T READ WHILE I'M TRYNNA POOP. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT MY HANDS NEEDS TO BE FREE WHEN POOPIN'

India.Arie - Ready For Love (Live)

WHAT?! I DESERVE SOME NON FUNNY POST ONCE IN AWHILE

The Spy Next Door Theatrical Trailer

SEEN THIS AT THE SHOW SO I DECIDED TO FIND & POST....DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT THIS WILL BE GOOD? MY OPINION IS THAT IT WILL BE DECENT. HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SECRET SPY BABYSITTING MOVIES.GOSH!! IT HONESTLY LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE A "STRAIGHT TO DVD"

The Spy Next Door Theatrical Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers

NO TREATS FROM OBAMA

I SEEN THIS A WHILE BACK BUT, LOL!!! THIS DOG NEEDS A "KKK" MASK ON. SO FUNNY

AM I REALLY A GEEK OR A NERD?

That is a really good question because I love video games & Anime but I also love computers. You know, just digging inside the computer, taking it apart only to see if I can put it back; I want to go in the computer technician field. But with Anime, I must see almost every one, It doesn't matter if its in English or subs.I'm currently in love with "Bleach" but unfortunately "Cartoon network" puts it on so damn late, I don't get a chance to watch it. I have no bedtime but damn! My body is 80years old, It won't allow me. As for Video games, The only reason that I don't play them a lot is because I'm unemployed at the moment but if I had dat cash, I would spend it all on games! games! & more games! I mean no clothes or food, just games. Shidddd... Imma bury my Xbox with me, Whether it be the "360" or the "2520"......So what am I, "The Ghetto Geek" or "The Ghetto Nerd"? Maybe "The Ghetto Geek Nerd". What exactly is the difference between "Nerd" & "Geek"? But theres no doubt that I am Ghetto.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Teletubbies with Booty Bounce

TELETUBBIES WAS CRAZY AS HELL, I REMEMBER WHEN A DAMN RUMOR CAME OUT TALKIN BOUT THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE ONE OF THEM HAD SEX WITH BARNEY. BEING THE GULLIBLE FAT KID THAT I WAS, I KEPT WATCHING TELETUBBIES JUST TO SEE IT. I NEVER SAW THAT EPISODE.....

HIS LIFE WORK WAS SHATTERED

THIS WAS FUNNY. SAY GOODBYE TO 35YEARS OLD MAN. THIS IS VERY "NOT" SAD. LITM

Fleece "BOOTY Warrior" Johnson

 MY DADDY MADE ALL OF US WATCH THAT MOVIE "SCARED STRAIGHT" WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP & ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "THIS VIDEO TOPS THAT WHOLE DAMN MOVIE!"
 I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL CUZ IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BOOTY TO THE "BOOTY WARRIOR", I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. TELL MY SISTER TO SEND ME A CAKE IN PRISON. THATS ALL I NEED, SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO ADD POISON.

Bored NAVY. DEY DOIN DAT "HEY YA"

 SO MY CUZZO WAS TALKING ABOUT WE SHOULD JOIN THE NAVY SO I JUST GOT INTO THE NAVY MOOD SO I JUST STARTED RESEARCHING IT ON YOUTUBE & THIS IS WHAT I FOUND & THIS REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO JOIN NOW. LITM. NAVY ANTICS

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

I LOVE THE ONION NEWS & I HATE GLENN BECK SO THIS IS A DOUBLE WIN. ENJOY!

Kerney Thomas cures aids

 I HEARD THAT THIS GUY COMES ON "B.E.T" AT LIKE 3 OR 4AM. MY MOMS WOULD CALL THIS BLASPHEMY WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS BUT THIS IS FUNNY. I JUST HOPE NO ONE BELIEVES THIS CON ARTIST! HE CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Mugshot Fail / RODNEY STANGER

 THAT GIRL GOT KIDNAPPED SO I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT MAN, THATS SOME FUNNY ISH RIGHT THERE. LMAO!!

BANGS Take U To Da Movies

 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE. GOSH, I REALLY DO WANNA OFF MYSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW........

Friday, November 6, 2009

ED- LOVER: C' mon Son 5

 I DON'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING I SEEN ON HERE BECAUSE DAT DAMN "C' MON SON!" SO HILARIOUS! THATS GONNA BE STUCK N MY HEAD FOR A WHILE.

MOM'S DREAM

I don't know what that old lady was dreaming about the other night but this is not the first that she has hollered in her sleep & its always something stupid.One time she had a dream that she was being attacked by cats. LOL! You would think I woke her right away, but no, I was an a-hole & stood there silently laughing. She be screaming like somebody be trying to rape her & its so funny & she knows when she is hollering in her sleep too cuz when she finally awakens, she begins to laugh hysterically. My moms is only funny when its unintentional, thats why I only laugh when she has a nightmare or slips on water. LOL! That happened many times too.

OBAMA DOES THRILLER

THIS THE SAME GUY THAT DID THE "YOU'RE A JERK" PARODY THAT I POSTED. I'M REALLY STARTING TO LOVE HIS VIDEOS & I THINK HE DESERVES 2 BE SUBSCRIBED 2. PROPS 2  ALPHACAT

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! I Loved College (Asher Roth Parody)

 I LOVE THIS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! ORANGINA Parody (MANGINA)

 THE LIL BOY AT THE END MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Birthday Sex Jeremih Parody

2 PARODIES IN ONE. "BIRTHDAY SEX" AT BEGINNING & "OFFICE SPACE" AT THE END. ENJOY!

HOPPIN ON

If a girl tells me to hop on and I'm single, I'm doing The Roger Rabbit, The Bugs Bunny, The Buster Bunny, The Trix Rabbit, The Easter Bunny, The Energizer Bunny, The Peter Rabbit, The Thumper, the Dillon, The White Rabbit, The Nesquik Bunny, The Hare, Rabbit on Winnie the Pooh & The Peter Cottontail. I'm just hoppin! What can I say except for "I have a horny little mind" & "I know my bunnies & rabbits" LITM

"MILLION DOLLAR BABY" SCENE, WITH A CHAIR


GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Jackie Chan Streetfighter Parody

I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS IS AT ALL........ I WAS LIKE WTF!

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! New Boyz "You're A Jerk" OFFICIAL (SPOOF)

I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. LITM. FA REAL THOUGH, IF U GOT A HEADACHE, DON'T WATCH RIGHT NOW. NO! NOT BECAUSE ITS FUNNY, BUT BECAUSE ITS FUNNY & THE VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH HEADACHES. OUCH! ENJOY!

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Drake Cartoon Parody: on a late night show

THE FUNNIEST ONE THAT THEY HAVE MADE SO FAR...... "OOPS, I MEAN DORITOS". LITM

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! .....FOX NEWS vs. Mass Effect: The Parody

I'VE NEVER HEARD THE WORD PENIS SO MUCH. THATS CRAZY CUZ IMMA MALE. LOL! ENJOY

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Laptop Hunters: Homeless Frank

PEOPLE BE GETTING ON THE PCS. I SWEAR WITH ALL THESE FUNNY USER VIDS & THE COMMERCIALS, THE MAC IS BEGINNING TO WIN ME OVER NOW..... "WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS!" LOL

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Wii Fit Parody

THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE MY HEADACHE EVEN WORSE,NOT BECAUSE IT WAS ANNOYING BUT BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING. I DON'T POST ANYTHING ON HERE THAT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MYSELF. ENJOY THIS OLD VID.

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Ghetto Lovin' -- Summer Nights Grease Parody

THIS IS THE PARODY OF THAT SONG "SUMMER NIGHTS" ON THAT "GREASE" MOVIE THAT I NEVER SEEN BUT STILL KNOW THE SONGS TO. THAT PISSES ME OFF THOUGH. I NEVER SAW THE MOVIE BUT I KNOW THE SONGS WHEN I HEAR IT. THATS SUCKS! I THINK MY DADDY BRAIN WASHED ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE. ENJOY!

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Facebook Infomercial Parody

THIS WAS SOOOOO TRUE & THE TRUTH IS FUNNY

YES I TAKE IT THERE

TELL ME HOW MANY GUYS WOULD ACTUALLY SAY THAT THEY WERE A "MINAJ"? NOT MANY RIGHT! WELL I DID. ON FACEBOOK I AM ~MR. MINAJ~ AND THATS ONLY BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS WHAT PEOPLE THINK. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NOT SHOWING MY MASCULINITY. I'M JUST BEING ME & THATS ALL I CAN BE. I WILL STILL WHOOP THAT ASS; I'M JUST AN ASS WHOOPER WITH HUMOR. I AM THE "HARAJUKU KEN", NICKI MINAJ'S NUMBER ONE GUY, THE "FIVE STAR NIG", "MR MINAJ". ONLY FOR A WEEK THOUGH.... NEXT WEEK I WILL BE "MR. TRINA","THE BADDEST BITCH" LOL. YES, YES I AM WEIRD BUT I LOVE MYSELF. OKAY, I'M SICK SO I'M GONNA POST MORE PARODY VIDS, EAT MY EGGS & LAY THE HELL DOWN.

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Microsoft's Vision of the Future (Parody)

THIS WAS FUNNY! SHUT UP! I'M SICK SO I HAVE NOTHING ELSE