SHOUT OUT TO THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!! I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU RONALDO, GIVING HEAD IN PUBLIC! CONGRATS ON EXPOSING YOUR GAYNESS....LOL!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tortoise & Hare pt.1
*ding dong*
Tortoise: Who is it?
???????: Its me...Hare!
Tortoise: Just a minute!....Hunny, can you get the door?
The Mrs: I'm watching "Bad Girls Club", get it your self!
Tortoise: You lazy ass turtle!
The Mrs: Your MOTHER!!
Tortoise: At least she knows how to cook!
The Mrs: Is that why you got your stomach pumped last Christmas?!
Tortoise: Shut it! Shut it right gosh darn now!
*ding dong*
Hare: Are you coming?
Tortoise: I'm coming! Stop ringing the damn doorbell!
Tortoise: I'm coming! Stop ringing the damn doorbell!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/19/2009
Well, Facebook Alternative, its time to call it a nite...I'm at my sister's house in the burbs, its hotter than an fat person wearing an heavy coat while running in the desert...Its cold outside, she just got the heat cranked...Don't even talk about this bed! My niece is at my house & I'm over here sleeping on her hard Tinker Bell bed;Floor is so much softer...Oh! I also flooded her toilet & she has no plunger; That sounds like a personal problem to me...Side note-->I love her shower though, to bad I took one b4 I came over here. Don't believe me?!...Ok! Here's proof!
GOOD NITE FACEBOOK ALTERNATIVE!
Shrek 4 Trailer
THIS IS THE LAST MOVIE FOR SHREK & HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WONT SUCK AS MUCH AS THE 3RD ONE. THIS ONE WILL BE IN 3D, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING THAT THESE DAYS.
Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 3
Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 12/19/2009
Good Morning Facebook Alternative. 2day i'm not logging on Facebook at all! The longer you are off of it, the easier it gets {kind of}. I am wondering what people have been typing lately though...The real Facebook is for spies! It creates spyers! {not real word} I bet some people are beginning to miss me now; Who else is stupid enough to write outrageous stats?!...Its time 2 get my day started now, so shower & clean clothes....Until Nite
Friday, December 18, 2009
Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/18/2009
Man, its crazy! Went to go see someone in an casket that I never wished to see like that; It seriously hurts...I cared more about that lady than anyone actually knows. I really can't wait for this year to be over...So tired of watching every thing crumble around me! Anyway Facebook Alternative, its time for me to sleep so I can try my best to wake up even later than I did this morning. Goodnite & watch out for them bed bugs, you know those things really do exist! I thought they weren't real until the magic of youtube. They are really gross!
Iron Man 2 Trailer
HERES THE OFFICIAL TRAILER OF THIS SOON TO BE AWESOME MOVIE THATS RELEASING MAY 7th OF NEXT YEAR. TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL HUB, CLICK THE WORD "CLICK" {NOT THIS ONE, THE FIRST ONE}
WHOSE BETTER?
JULIAN SMITH'S "TECHNO JEEP" OR DAVID MESHOW'S "COROLLA SONG"?... I'M GONNA GO WITH.....I DON'T KNOW! CAN'T CHOOSE
Cheeky Christmas - Funny Performance
OK, APPARENTLY CHRISTMAS IS NOW ABOUT SEX FOR ADULTS & PRESENTS FOR KIDS;WHERES JESUS?! LOL
2009 GAP Christmas commercial
THE CUTEST COMMERCIAL THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.....THAT LIL GIRL THAT WAS SCREAMING WAS THE CRAZIEST PART....
FACEBOOK VS YOUR MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS
THIS VIDEO IS HILARO!! {hilarious} BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE. I'M SINGLE BUT I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE....LMAO!!!! "YOU DON'T COMMENT ON ME!"
Withdrawal from Social Networks addiction
I REALLY FEEL LIKE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.KNOWING I REALLY WANT TO LOG ONTO FACEBOOK, I REFUSE! FACEBOOK IS NOT GOING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE!!!!
Drunk Santa Jump mishap Part.2
I wish this would happen to more Santa's. And would you all tell your kids that Santa doesn't exist! My mama never let me believe, She let me know who the real person I was going to be mad at from the start.
Erica's Crazy Christmas Pregnancy Dance
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Out of all the pregnancy videos online, I found this one to be the best! Forget the one with the lady doing the 40's, she probably killed her baby; I'm against baby death. {Its not abortion, she was freaking huge} back to this video though, This lady killed it with the dance moves, & I ain't talkin bout the baby.....
Out of all the pregnancy videos online, I found this one to be the best! Forget the one with the lady doing the 40's, she probably killed her baby; I'm against baby death. {Its not abortion, she was freaking huge} back to this video though, This lady killed it with the dance moves, & I ain't talkin bout the baby.....
Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 2
AYE KANYE! WHERE ARE YOU?! I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO COME SNATCH THE INVISIBLE MIKE FROM PEOPLE'S HANDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON RUDE ENOUGH TO SNATCH IT...I WANT YOU TO SAY THIS "I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BRANDON IS THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD PERSON OF ALL TIME!" ....THEN WALK AWAY. {scene}
Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 9/18/2009
Good morning Facebook Alternative! {in my Tye Pennington voice} I really wish I had a job right now because not logging on to the actual Facebook drove me crazy this morning. I actually had to log back on just to send a couple messages but I don't really know if I can stay off of it! Its down right addictive {not knowing what down right actually means, I used it anyway}...Seriously it is, & it could ruin your life if you actually allow it 2. Its like a fat person with chocolate cake, its good but it will eventually destroy you if you have too much. Until night Facebook Alternative, Au Revoir & eat a lot of broccoli with cheese. {I don't like it, whose gonna eat my serving?}
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 9/17/2009
Since I'm Deactivating my facebook account, I need some where to put my statuses so everyday I will be posting 2 stats, even though I write about 10 each day on Facebook. One will be for Good Morning & the other Goodnite...Lets get this started!!!!!....
I'm about to lock my bedroom door, strip down to my undies & lay in the bed to watch American Ninja Warrior, wondering why I could never in a trillion years do the things they do. If I try to hop out the bed, I'm gonna end up breaking a big toe. lol. I now just realized that saying a trillion years is stupid because no one lives to a trillion...Anyway. I was watching SNL: Christmas Special until I realized that I wasn't lame. Goodnight Facebook Alternative......
I'm about to lock my bedroom door, strip down to my undies & lay in the bed to watch American Ninja Warrior, wondering why I could never in a trillion years do the things they do. If I try to hop out the bed, I'm gonna end up breaking a big toe. lol. I now just realized that saying a trillion years is stupid because no one lives to a trillion...Anyway. I was watching SNL: Christmas Special until I realized that I wasn't lame. Goodnight Facebook Alternative......
DJ Hero - Expert Mode - Izzo (H.O.V.A) vs. My Name Is
BETTER THAN GUITAR HERO IN MY OPINION....PULL OUT THAT CASH & PURCHASE THIS {FOR ME}.....{FOR CHRISTMAS} LOL ENJOY ;p
DVD TOSS
I'm so glad that wasn't me. I have quick reflexes & somebody would've been calling DCFS. It was unintentional but my slap would've been unintentional too. Enjoy!
Stone COLD Stunner
Pretty good video! I'll tell you what though, I really wasn't paying much attention because there was too many skinny jeans in this vid. I don't even wanna wear those things anymore
Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 1
AYE, CRICKET INTERNET! IF WE'RE PAYING 40 SOMETHING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR THIS SERVICE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GIVE US SOMETHING FASTER THAN FREAKING DIAL-UP! U GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! YES, I'M FREAKING SCREAMING! BRING YOUR EARS CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN SO I CAN BUST YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY TYPED WORDS!.......
And that was the quick shout out {of the day}
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
My mother-in-law finding out I'm pregnant!
FUNNY VID/BAD NEWS....SHE ENDED UP HAVING AN MISCARRIAGE & LOOK AT DAT UGLY.....DOG!
Christmas Morning
"WHERE DID WE GO WRONG DAN?!...IN YOUR VAGINA SALLY" OMG! LOL! I WAS WAITING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS ONE...THIS IS CHRISTMAS!
The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar
TO ALL GAMERS, THIS IS ONE CATCHY SONG BY "THE GUILD"...THE BIG ONE IS HOT! LOL!
Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh)
THIS MADE ME SPIT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. I DID A LAUGH SPIT, NO LIE! THE FUNNIEST VIDEO THAT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR {2DAY}
Eli's Dirty Jokes - Holiday Special!
OH WOW...I SWEAR I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. DUDE GOT "BURNED" LOL
I got a feeling - parody
How come I like parodies more than their originals?!...Enjoy! I'm replaying it now
Chicken Man plays "What is Love" on Pianica
Chicken Man goes hard with the music.lol ... Join the Fan Page of Facebook here
Monday, December 14, 2009
Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say
JALAPEÑO HOT SONG! THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS! VISIT HIS MYSPACE HERE
Crazy motorist goes nuts at a very cool traffic cop
LMAO!! The music & his voice just got me...OMG! I'm still watching it. LOL! He screaming
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Family Guy - Something Something Something Darkside Full Trailer
ALREADY KNOW! I'M PURCHASING THIS ON DAY 1: DECEMBER 22
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Inmate owns in the courtroom...
LIKE CEREALLY, THAT DUDE IS FROOTLOOPS! "YOU SHOULD OF DIED WHEN U WAS A BABY" LOL!
Funny old man dancing
I RATE THIS VIDEO "GOLD!!!" FAT OLD MAN DANCING & AT THE SAME TIME, SOMEBODY FALLS IN THE BACKGROUND
Guy stabs himself on TV
FOR SOME REASON, WHAT THAT GUY AT THE END SAID MADE ME LAUGH...I REALLY NEED TO START WATCHING SHOPPING CHANNELS
The ULTIMATE Cheesy Christmas Video - 'I Wanna Be Your Christmas' - Andrew Allen
HE WASN'T LYING, IT IS CHEESY, BUT I LIKE CHEESE!
Mateo - "Get To Know Me" Official Music Video
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST ON MY MYSPACE TEAM! THIS A GOOD SONG!....IF YOU LIKE IT, DOWNLOAD HIS NEWEST MIXTAPE: "Underneath The Sky Chapter 2". & check out his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/mateo
Friday, December 11, 2009
FUNNY KARATE
WHEN U LOOK AT THIS VIDEO, U MIGHT THINK U KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I DON'T THINK U REALLY KNOW....
"KICK ASS" TRAILER
I HEARD ABOUT THIS WHEN I WAS WATCHING COMIC-CON. I CAN NOW SAY THAT I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE; SEEMS LIKE AN ACTION/COMEDY
Kick Ass Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers
Kick Ass Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers
Kid Plays "Im Yours" On Ukelele
THIS IS CUTE,BUT WHATS UP WITH THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS......
Kid Plays Im Yours On Ukelele - Watch more Funny Videos
Kid Plays Im Yours On Ukelele - Watch more Funny Videos
News Reporter goes Crazy!!
BOY,THAT MAN REALLY EMBARRASSED HIMSELF....THAT LIZARD WAS A BEAST THOUGH [LOOK ON THE LEFT OF THE TABLE]
DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?
THAT LITTLE BOY DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT WORD AT ALL! LOL!....HE WAS THINKING "DO THEY WANT ME TO SPELL NIGGAS?"
Music Mouth
A WRAPPER THAT DOESN'T LIKE RAP MUSIC, ROCKS THAT HATE ROCK MUSIC, ME SOME WHAT SPOILING THIS VIDEO 4 PEOPLE! ENJOY!
Rwandan Grand Prix
THIS IS A PRETTY ENTERTAINING VIDEO BUT TO BE HONEST, THAT MISSING TOOTH CAUGHT MY ATTENTION... GO RWANDANIANS!!!...I MEAN "RWANDANS!"...I WISH I WOULD'VE HEARD SOME OF THAT SWAHILI
THE BEST BLOOPERS EVER
WHEN I SEEN THE BEST BLOOPERS EVER, I'M LIKE "YEAH RIGHT...". BUT HONESTLY THESE ARE THE BEST BLOOPERS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!...THE GUY IN THE VIDEO IS NONE OTHER THAN "BILL DANCE" [NO CLUE WHO THAT IS]
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
What Kids Know About Tiger Woods
LIL BOY BLUE WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE! "& SURVIVED" LOL! HE ALMOST MADE ME POOT!
Rope Swing Fail
U SEE, HIS BODY MASS + HIS TAKE OFF + GRAVITY = FAILURE.......DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN BUT ENJOY IT!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
ME DANCING LIKE A FOO
I BET Y'ALL WISH YA HAD MY DANCING A BILL LA TAYES, BUT NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME....NO ONE!!!!!
Monday, December 7, 2009
CHRISTMAS IN MY HOUSE
In my house, Christmas is basically me watching Christmas themed movies & my moms & bro watching church all day; Thats basically it! My mom cooks, but come on, really! Her Christmas dinner is like any other dinner! Macaroni & KFC biscuits & chicken. lol! You should have seen my niece some years back! She opened her presents like "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" I'm just laughing at her butt; She was very unsatisfied! She lucky though! We used to get clothes that we didn't even like. lol! Naw! We did get some good stuff though....good times! Good Times!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Pink Glove Dance
A GREAT WAY TO SUPPORT THE CAUSE, DON'T YOU THINK?...KILL CANCER! KILL IT WITH A CURE!
Sex Offender Shuffle
MY INTERNET IS STILL SLOW BUT LETS GET IT STARTED BACK WITH SOME DANCING PEDOPHILES & RAPIST! LOL!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
GHETTO GEEK'S SWEET POTATO PIE (FUNNY)
I REALLY LOVE SWEET POTATO PIE! I REALLY REALLY DO! ENJOY MY STUPIDITY!
Friday, November 27, 2009
Angry German Kid wants "Black Friday" special
DUDE WAS CRAZY, I KNOW IT REALLY WASN'T ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY, BUT MAN!! HES CRAZY REGARDLESS...THE SUBS JUST MADE IT FUNNIER!
Black Friday Rap
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE LAME & I WAS RIGHT! EXCEPT, ITS LAME & FUNNY! HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! ITS LIKE A HOLIDAY NOW A DAYS!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Thanksgiving Prank
THE GRANDDADDY BOGUS FOR THIS. SERIOUSLY! I WISH MY GRANDDADDY WAS LIKE THIS BUT ALL HE DO IS SLEEP...IT DON'T MATTER WHERE, HE JUST SLEEPS!
Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey
THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE! I'M RUNNING OUTTA THINGS TO SAY, BUT ENJOY!
MY WEIGHT LOSS
The Scripture
GOOD MORNING! THIS IS BRANDON AMOS, & TODAY IS NOVEMBER 25,2009. I'M GONNA READ TO YOU TODAY, A LIL SCRIPTURE FROM THE BOOK OF BABY OIL. "USE DAILY AFTER BATH & DIAPER CHANGES TO MOISTURE BABY'S SKIN & HELP PREVENT CHAFING."......LET ME INTERPRET THIS SCRIPTURE 4 YOU....BABY OIL IS FOR BABIES, IF YOU USE BABY OIL & YOU'RE NOT A BABY, IT MEANS YOU ARE SINNING & NEED TO GET IN THE PRAYER-LINE!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.
I'M JUST BORED.LOL!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.
I'M JUST BORED.LOL!
Girls unusual reaction when she wins on Today Show
OMG! FUNNY & IRRITATING. SHE STARTED TO GET SQUEAKY.LOL
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Jones CHEAP ASS Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy
"TOP NOTCH MOLESTER FREE DAYCARE SERVICES" I LMAO AT THAT PART.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Dateline: To Catch a Sex Predator... Taser Accident!!!
THE FUNNIEST SEX PREDATOR EVER!!! HE SOUNDED LIKE MICKEY MOUSE AT THE END
Pigeon: Impossible
IN REAL LIFE, A PIGEON ISN'T CAPABLE OF DOING THIS....JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Closet Door Fail
THE CLOSET SHOWED HER!....BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT SHE SAID, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH
Mabel and Allen
WE'VE ALL SEEN HORNY DOGS B4 BUT THIS IS FUNNY,ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M TIRED. WATCH IT AND LIKE IT!!!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Strokemeister (Shake Weight Parody)
NOT SOMETHING THAT I WOULD BUY BUT........WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
CRICKET INTERNET
FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WILL BE POSTING LESS FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH & I'LL TELL YOU WHY IN MY REVIEW. MY REVIEW IS RIGHT THERE ^.I'M MEAN BELOW!
Cricket Internet.......Well its great if you don't mind waiting 6 minutes for a one minute youtube video. Its great if you don't mind random slowdowns. Its great if you like getting randomly logged off. Its great if you like being logged off every time they send you a text message. Its great if you like waiting 10-15 minutes for a 5mb download.Its great if you don't mind, not receiving your promised rebate check. WE'VE BEEN PASSED 45DAYS! WHERE IS IT?!.......The reason I'm going to be posting less this month is because I think I have passed the 5 gig maximum for this month; I think that episode of "House" I watched, did it. I'm not sure though! They don't tell you so you have to find out on your own.
Oh! Did I mention that customer service is just pure crap. They look so clean but the only thing that comes out of their mouths is s**t!
I recommend Cricket to anyone that doesn't like to do anything but read & check email. And $40 is just to much for High-speed Dial-Up. The only thing I like about Cricket is that its not a contract.....This is just my experience,whats yours?
SQUASH this insect! -->
GET THE SHOE!!!!
Cricket Internet.......Well its great if you don't mind waiting 6 minutes for a one minute youtube video. Its great if you don't mind random slowdowns. Its great if you like getting randomly logged off. Its great if you like being logged off every time they send you a text message. Its great if you like waiting 10-15 minutes for a 5mb download.Its great if you don't mind, not receiving your promised rebate check. WE'VE BEEN PASSED 45DAYS! WHERE IS IT?!.......The reason I'm going to be posting less this month is because I think I have passed the 5 gig maximum for this month; I think that episode of "House" I watched, did it. I'm not sure though! They don't tell you so you have to find out on your own.
Oh! Did I mention that customer service is just pure crap. They look so clean but the only thing that comes out of their mouths is s**t!
I recommend Cricket to anyone that doesn't like to do anything but read & check email. And $40 is just to much for High-speed Dial-Up. The only thing I like about Cricket is that its not a contract.....This is just my experience,whats yours?
SQUASH this insect! -->
GET THE SHOE!!!!
Doin' Your Mom (song)
SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME I FOUND IT HILARIOUS SO I POSTED IT. I JUST FEEL THAT "MIKEY DAY" SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Smosh / Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car!
1st, it isn't a kid & no one craps themselves but its still entertaining
CRACK DANCE
I'M GHETTO BUT THIS IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO WHAT I AM! THIS IS JUST TRIFLING. & SOMEWHAT FUNNY! I WAS MORE GROSSED OUT THOUGH.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Man Falls down the stairs and bust his ass
SAD TO HERE THAT THIS OLD GUY PASSED AWAY BUT I CHUCKLED. SORRY I HAVEN'T REALLY POSTED 2DAY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE CRICKET INTERNET, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GET SLOWDOWNS
"UNDECIDED TITLE"
POETRY DAY IS OVER BUT I STILL NEEDED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST SO I TRIED TO CREATE ANOTHER POEM AS SOON AS I AWOKE. TELL ME IF THIS IS ANY GOOD, OKAY? THIS IS MY 2ND ATTEMPT.
I WOKE UP TO HOTNESS, BUT COLD & UNCLOTHED,LAYING ON TOP UP THE COVERS HEATED LIKE AN ACTIVE STOVE. "BRANDON, YOU HAD TO BE BOLD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD".......BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO IF I RECEIVE A BAD AFTERSHOCK?!....ITS LIKE I WAS POPPED IN THE HEART BY AN UP-CLOSE GUNSHOT, OR TRAMPLED BY COWS WHILE LAYING DOWN IN THE FIELDS OF AN OPEN RANGE.....MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS......MAYBE THINGS SHOULD OF BEEN LEFT UNTOLD.......PUT THE WRAPPING BACK ON THE GIFT BUT REPLACE THE BOW WITH A DYING ROSE......MY SELF-DOUBT USED TO MAKE ME WANNA CRY & I WONDERED WHY......BUT NOW I KNOW THAT THERE WAS NO NEED TO SHED A TEAR.......INSECURITIES KEPT ME SAFE......KEPT ME FROM REVEALING THE COMBINATION TO MY SAFE.BUT NOW THAT ITS OPEN, MY HEART FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE.....I WISH I COULD BE MAD, BUT I SHALL NOT CATCH A CASE, CUZ WITH MY LUCK, THE JURY WOULD SAY I'M GUILTY THEN STARE RIGHT TO MY FACE.
I WOKE UP TO HOTNESS, BUT COLD & UNCLOTHED,LAYING ON TOP UP THE COVERS HEATED LIKE AN ACTIVE STOVE. "BRANDON, YOU HAD TO BE BOLD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD".......BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO IF I RECEIVE A BAD AFTERSHOCK?!....ITS LIKE I WAS POPPED IN THE HEART BY AN UP-CLOSE GUNSHOT, OR TRAMPLED BY COWS WHILE LAYING DOWN IN THE FIELDS OF AN OPEN RANGE.....MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS......MAYBE THINGS SHOULD OF BEEN LEFT UNTOLD.......PUT THE WRAPPING BACK ON THE GIFT BUT REPLACE THE BOW WITH A DYING ROSE......MY SELF-DOUBT USED TO MAKE ME WANNA CRY & I WONDERED WHY......BUT NOW I KNOW THAT THERE WAS NO NEED TO SHED A TEAR.......INSECURITIES KEPT ME SAFE......KEPT ME FROM REVEALING THE COMBINATION TO MY SAFE.BUT NOW THAT ITS OPEN, MY HEART FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE.....I WISH I COULD BE MAD, BUT I SHALL NOT CATCH A CASE, CUZ WITH MY LUCK, THE JURY WOULD SAY I'M GUILTY THEN STARE RIGHT TO MY FACE.
Friday, November 13, 2009
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Hoodology" Mike Booker
"BE GRATEFUL OF WHAT YOU GOT, CUZ SOME PEOPLE GOT IT WORSER THAN YOU"....WORDS 2 LIVE BY.
THE GHETTO GEEK'S POETRY DAY!!! "Poetic Bloodline" Gemineye
I LUV THIS GUY'S POETRY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HES ONE OF THE BEST
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Talkin To God" Flowmentalz
1ST OFF, HES NOT DISSING GOD! NOW ENJOY!
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Shihan "Sick & Tired"
LMAO! IF YOU WANTED YOUR HUMOR FOR 2DAY, THIS IS THE VIDEO TO WATCH
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Some Days" Amalia Ortiz
SHE WAS SPEAKING MORE TO THE WOMEN BUT SHE SPEAKS TRUTH
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Terry Crews Robots Squeegee Style
THIS IS TERRY CREWS AGAIN DANCING! IF U LIKE THIS VIDEO GO CHECK OUT http://www.squeegeelo.com
HE FARTED IN MY FACE
THIS DUDE JUST FARTED IN MY FACE. HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RECORDING THOUGH WITH HIS DUMB ASS. YOU CAN TELL I WAS A LIL DISCOMBOBULATED BECAUSE I WAS CALLING HIM A WHALE THEN I SAID LION. HIS LIL POOT WAS A KILLER. REALLY!
Chopsticks Kitteh
THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST ADORABLE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN......WHAT?! I LIKE ANIMAL VIDS! ITS JALAPEÑO CUTE!!!
Spray More, Get More
I WOULD'VE STOPPED SPRAYING....IF YOU HAVE TOO MANY WOMEN IN THE SAME LOCATION,IT WILL GET INTENSE!
Spray More, Get More - The most amazing home videos are here
Spray More, Get More - The most amazing home videos are here
Slingshot Scream
I SWEAR, I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE GIRLIE THAN THAT KID. HE PROBABLY GOT THE DOOKIE DOOKIE DOO IN HIS NO LONGER WHITIES
Slingshot Screemer - The best video clips are here
Slingshot Screemer - The best video clips are here
LOOK OUT!!!
LOOK AT DUDE IN THE ORANGE IN THE BACKGROUND,HE SEEN IT COMING! I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM
Be Aware of What Goes on Around You Funny Clip - Watch the best video clips here
Be Aware of What Goes on Around You Funny Clip - Watch the best video clips here
Panda Bears Make Daring Escape
WHEN I SAW THIS I SAID "WOW...IT CAN ROLL" BUT THEN THE CUTE LIL FURRY THING MADE A RUN FOR THE DOOR, ALL SNEAKY LIKE... IT WAS LIKE "OK, I'M DONE PLAYIN', I'M GONNA GO SIT OVER THERE WITH MY BUDDY" & THEN HE SLIPPED ON HIS SONIC SHOES.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST: HAPPY VETERANS DAY
DIDN'T KNOW THAT 2DAY WAS A HOLIDAY.....I WISH IT WASN'T, ITS 2 MANY PEOPLE HERE. LIKE MY MOMS & BRO.;TOO MANY!!! ANOTHER NOTE ---> EVERYDAY I WAKE UP WITH THE SAME DAMN THOUGHTS THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW UNFULFILLED MY LIFE IS! THATS WHY I'M TRYING TO MAKE A CHANGE....I'M GOING 2 ALWAYS REMEMBER MY MISTAKES BUT....."SELF-FORGIVENESS" (GET IT?) ...THE THING IS,I REALLY DO WANT TO JOIN SOME TYPE OF MILITARY, WHETHER IT BE NAVY, NATIONAL GUARD, ETC. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING! NOBODY REALLY KNOWS THIS BUT I'VE BEEN DREAMING & IMAGINING SINCE I WAS 13 ABOUT THE MILITARY. IT WAS ALWAYS THE "MARINES" THOUGH, I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T REALLY BELONG IN THIS SO CALLED "CIVILIAN LIFE"; IF I WOULD'VE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE. SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD, SOME THINKS ITS A BAD CALL, & OTHERS DON'T BELIEVE I WOULD. I'VE BEEN HOLDING MYSELF BACK BUT THIS IS THE CHAPTER IN MY LIFE WHERE I GO FOR IT ALL! NO LONGER WILL I BE AFRAID OF FAILURE! I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY! THIS GOES OUT 2 MY FUTURE & 2 THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE THERE 4 ME.......... ALSO TO MY FATHER, HAPPY VETERANS DAY TO THE VIETNAM VET! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY SEE YOU ANYMORE..... HOPEFULLY I WILL BE A VET SOMEDAY.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
THE HOUSE PHONE & MY BROTHER
It really urkes me! See he does this thing I call "Caller Id Surfin". In order for this guy to call someone, he has to go through the whole caller id; Most people do that though so it shouldn't be a problem, right?... Wrong! He goes through the whole caller id first & goes back to call the person. Its "CRAZY!", Emphasis on crazy; But now its really gotten irritating because Illinois has just added a new area code cuz we ran out, and no matter if we have the same area code or not, we all have to dial "1" the area code, then the number, so this guy not only goes through the whole caller id, but now he has to dial eleven digits! I'm gonna start deleting the caller id so I at least there will be less button pushing. Sorry but Ghetto Geek hates all that unnecessary beeping that this phone makes.
The Disappearing Visitor
This is some crazy monkey feces right here! So somebody came & rung my doorbell, the first thing I do is look out the window, mind you, we're on the 2nd floor & our door is on the inside of the building so its hard for me to go to the door when I don't see a familiar car because you never know when its Jehovah's Witness. If its them,I'm shuttin' the door; I don't wanna seem rude but they're irritating! Stop trying to convert people & enjoy your own religion! Anyway, I went to the door & it was weird! He was looking for my moms & she wasn't here so I'm here trying to start a conversation because he was staring blankly at me. Its over, Go or at least you start a conversation; You rung the doorbell, not me! LOL! But after he left I ran upstairs to check and see if he was still on the block & he was gone! I freaked out because he didn't drive & it took five seconds for me to get up the stairs. I think a hawk came down and snatched him because that dude was gone. That freaked me out more than that boring ass movie "Paranormal Activity". I really won't sleep tonight......
Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.
I LIKE THIS YOUTUBE SERIES! I LIKED THE OTHER ONE I POSTED BETTER BUT THIS GOOD TOO.
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song
THIS WHITE GUY GOES HARD! I WOULD DEFINITELY PURCHASE HIS ALBUM. LITM "MUTHAF****R"
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Monday, November 9, 2009
SITTIN' ON THE TOILET
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I BE DOING ON THE TOILET; IT BE BORED IN THERE SOMETIMES & I CAN'T READ WHILE I'M TRYNNA POOP. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT MY HANDS NEEDS TO BE FREE WHEN POOPIN'
The Spy Next Door Theatrical Trailer
SEEN THIS AT THE SHOW SO I DECIDED TO FIND & POST....DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT THIS WILL BE GOOD? MY OPINION IS THAT IT WILL BE DECENT. HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SECRET SPY BABYSITTING MOVIES.GOSH!! IT HONESTLY LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE A "STRAIGHT TO DVD"
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AM I REALLY A GEEK OR A NERD?
That is a really good question because I love video games & Anime but I also love computers. You know, just digging inside the computer, taking it apart only to see if I can put it back; I want to go in the computer technician field. But with Anime, I must see almost every one, It doesn't matter if its in English or subs.I'm currently in love with "Bleach" but unfortunately "Cartoon network" puts it on so damn late, I don't get a chance to watch it. I have no bedtime but damn! My body is 80years old, It won't allow me. As for Video games, The only reason that I don't play them a lot is because I'm unemployed at the moment but if I had dat cash, I would spend it all on games! games! & more games! I mean no clothes or food, just games. Shidddd... Imma bury my Xbox with me, Whether it be the "360" or the "2520"......So what am I, "The Ghetto Geek" or "The Ghetto Nerd"? Maybe "The Ghetto Geek Nerd". What exactly is the difference between "Nerd" & "Geek"? But theres no doubt that I am Ghetto.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Teletubbies with Booty Bounce
TELETUBBIES WAS CRAZY AS HELL, I REMEMBER WHEN A DAMN RUMOR CAME OUT TALKIN BOUT THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE ONE OF THEM HAD SEX WITH BARNEY. BEING THE GULLIBLE FAT KID THAT I WAS, I KEPT WATCHING TELETUBBIES JUST TO SEE IT. I NEVER SAW THAT EPISODE.....
HIS LIFE WORK WAS SHATTERED
THIS WAS FUNNY. SAY GOODBYE TO 35YEARS OLD MAN. THIS IS VERY "NOT" SAD. LITM
Fleece "BOOTY Warrior" Johnson
MY DADDY MADE ALL OF US WATCH THAT MOVIE "SCARED STRAIGHT" WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP & ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "THIS VIDEO TOPS THAT WHOLE DAMN MOVIE!"
I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL CUZ IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BOOTY TO THE "BOOTY WARRIOR", I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. TELL MY SISTER TO SEND ME A CAKE IN PRISON. THATS ALL I NEED, SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO ADD POISON.
I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL CUZ IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BOOTY TO THE "BOOTY WARRIOR", I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. TELL MY SISTER TO SEND ME A CAKE IN PRISON. THATS ALL I NEED, SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO ADD POISON.
Bored NAVY. DEY DOIN DAT "HEY YA"
SO MY CUZZO WAS TALKING ABOUT WE SHOULD JOIN THE NAVY SO I JUST GOT INTO THE NAVY MOOD SO I JUST STARTED RESEARCHING IT ON YOUTUBE & THIS IS WHAT I FOUND & THIS REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO JOIN NOW. LITM. NAVY ANTICS
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
I LOVE THE ONION NEWS & I HATE GLENN BECK SO THIS IS A DOUBLE WIN. ENJOY!
Kerney Thomas cures aids
I HEARD THAT THIS GUY COMES ON "B.E.T" AT LIKE 3 OR 4AM. MY MOMS WOULD CALL THIS BLASPHEMY WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS BUT THIS IS FUNNY. I JUST HOPE NO ONE BELIEVES THIS CON ARTIST! HE CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Mugshot Fail / RODNEY STANGER
THAT GIRL GOT KIDNAPPED SO I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT MAN, THATS SOME FUNNY ISH RIGHT THERE. LMAO!!
BANGS Take U To Da Movies
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE. GOSH, I REALLY DO WANNA OFF MYSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW........
Friday, November 6, 2009
ED- LOVER: C' mon Son 5
I DON'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING I SEEN ON HERE BECAUSE DAT DAMN "C' MON SON!" SO HILARIOUS! THATS GONNA BE STUCK N MY HEAD FOR A WHILE.
MOM'S DREAM
I don't know what that old lady was dreaming about the other night but this is not the first that she has hollered in her sleep & its always something stupid.One time she had a dream that she was being attacked by cats. LOL! You would think I woke her right away, but no, I was an a-hole & stood there silently laughing. She be screaming like somebody be trying to rape her & its so funny & she knows when she is hollering in her sleep too cuz when she finally awakens, she begins to laugh hysterically. My moms is only funny when its unintentional, thats why I only laugh when she has a nightmare or slips on water. LOL! That happened many times too.
OBAMA DOES THRILLER
THIS THE SAME GUY THAT DID THE "YOU'RE A JERK" PARODY THAT I POSTED. I'M REALLY STARTING TO LOVE HIS VIDEOS & I THINK HE DESERVES 2 BE SUBSCRIBED 2. PROPS 2 ALPHACAT
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! I Loved College (Asher Roth Parody)
I LOVE THIS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Birthday Sex Jeremih Parody
2 PARODIES IN ONE. "BIRTHDAY SEX" AT BEGINNING & "OFFICE SPACE" AT THE END. ENJOY!
HOPPIN ON
If a girl tells me to hop on and I'm single, I'm doing The Roger Rabbit, The Bugs Bunny, The Buster Bunny, The Trix Rabbit, The Easter Bunny, The Energizer Bunny, The Peter Rabbit, The Thumper, the Dillon, The White Rabbit, The Nesquik Bunny, The Hare, Rabbit on Winnie the Pooh & The Peter Cottontail. I'm just hoppin! What can I say except for "I have a horny little mind" & "I know my bunnies & rabbits" LITM
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Jackie Chan Streetfighter Parody
I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS IS AT ALL........ I WAS LIKE WTF!
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! New Boyz "You're A Jerk" OFFICIAL (SPOOF)
I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. LITM. FA REAL THOUGH, IF U GOT A HEADACHE, DON'T WATCH RIGHT NOW. NO! NOT BECAUSE ITS FUNNY, BUT BECAUSE ITS FUNNY & THE VOICE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH HEADACHES. OUCH! ENJOY!
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Drake Cartoon Parody: on a late night show
THE FUNNIEST ONE THAT THEY HAVE MADE SO FAR...... "OOPS, I MEAN DORITOS". LITM
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! .....FOX NEWS vs. Mass Effect: The Parody
I'VE NEVER HEARD THE WORD PENIS SO MUCH. THATS CRAZY CUZ IMMA MALE. LOL! ENJOY
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Laptop Hunters: Homeless Frank
PEOPLE BE GETTING ON THE PCS. I SWEAR WITH ALL THESE FUNNY USER VIDS & THE COMMERCIALS, THE MAC IS BEGINNING TO WIN ME OVER NOW..... "WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS!" LOL
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Wii Fit Parody
THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE MY HEADACHE EVEN WORSE,NOT BECAUSE IT WAS ANNOYING BUT BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING. I DON'T POST ANYTHING ON HERE THAT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MYSELF. ENJOY THIS OLD VID.
GHETTO GEEK'S PARODY DAY!!! Ghetto Lovin' -- Summer Nights Grease Parody
THIS IS THE PARODY OF THAT SONG "SUMMER NIGHTS" ON THAT "GREASE" MOVIE THAT I NEVER SEEN BUT STILL KNOW THE SONGS TO. THAT PISSES ME OFF THOUGH. I NEVER SAW THE MOVIE BUT I KNOW THE SONGS WHEN I HEAR IT. THATS SUCKS! I THINK MY DADDY BRAIN WASHED ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE. ENJOY!
YES I TAKE IT THERE
TELL ME HOW MANY GUYS WOULD ACTUALLY SAY THAT THEY WERE A "MINAJ"? NOT MANY RIGHT! WELL I DID. ON FACEBOOK I AM ~MR. MINAJ~ AND THATS ONLY BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS WHAT PEOPLE THINK. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NOT SHOWING MY MASCULINITY. I'M JUST BEING ME & THATS ALL I CAN BE. I WILL STILL WHOOP THAT ASS; I'M JUST AN ASS WHOOPER WITH HUMOR. I AM THE "HARAJUKU KEN", NICKI MINAJ'S NUMBER ONE GUY, THE "FIVE STAR NIG", "MR MINAJ". ONLY FOR A WEEK THOUGH.... NEXT WEEK I WILL BE "MR. TRINA","THE BADDEST BITCH" LOL. YES, YES I AM WEIRD BUT I LOVE MYSELF. OKAY, I'M SICK SO I'M GONNA POST MORE PARODY VIDS, EAT MY EGGS & LAY THE HELL DOWN.
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