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Saturday, October 3, 2009

CHICAGO & THEE OLYMPIC FAILURE

Did y'all see us!?...The people that were rooting for Chicago to win [at The Daley Center] were shocked as hell! The dude was like "[The City of Chicago] has been eliminated". The supporters were like "................................ What! ... Did they just say that we're eliminated!?!? ........ But how could this be!? ... We had Obama and Oprah...."
I didn't care at all. After I seen their reactions; I turned to G4tv and ate some beans. Don't get me wrong though. I know that it would've brought big money to Chicago, but most of the tourist would've got robbed and no matter what people say; We would've been paying for it! I don't want to have to sell my body to live in Chicago. I want to sell my body because I want too ... I don't plan on living here anyway but still......

DARKNESS

SO MANY THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY MIND.... TIME THAT WAS WASTED; MISTAKES THATS BEEN MADE... A 20 YEAR OLD MAN THAT HAD A BRIGHT FUTURE...GOT LOST IN THE DARK; WITH A LIGHTER THAT COULDN'T PRODUCE A SPARK. NO 1 TRIED TO 2 GUIDE HIM OUT SO HE SAT FOR YEARS WAITING FOR HELP... UNTIL HE REALIZED;HE MUST DO IT ON HIS OWN. SO NOW HE WALKS THE DARK;LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT & HE WONT QUIT UNTIL HE SEES THE SUN.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Deer Raped

This is me acting very weird!... Though my voice isn't that deep in real life; It added to the weirdness. Hope you enjoy this as much as I DIDN'T. But lets get real! More five year olds are raped by deers; than by humans. The government doesn't want you 2 know cuz it would only horrify u more. video

WELCOME

Welcome 2 my WORLD! Its CRAZY!!! Expect the things I say 2 be CRAZY!!! CRAZY like a baby SMOKING WEED!!! I'm Dat CRAZY!!! WOOOAAAHHH!!! I CHASE SQUIRRELS!!! I RAPE PENGUINS!!! DEERS RAPE ME!!!! Look out for ME!!! I'm CRAZY WEIRD!!!! DUECES! MAN BOOBS RULEZ!!!!!