Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 4

SHOUT OUT TO THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!! I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU RONALDO, GIVING HEAD IN PUBLIC! CONGRATS ON EXPOSING YOUR GAYNESS....LOL!

Tortoise & Hare pt.1

*ding dong*

Tortoise: Who is it?

???????: Its me...Hare!

Tortoise: Just a minute!....Hunny, can you get the door?

The Mrs: I'm watching "Bad Girls Club", get it your self!

Tortoise: You lazy ass turtle!

The Mrs: Your MOTHER!!

Tortoise: At least she knows how to cook!

The Mrs: Is that why you got your stomach pumped last Christmas?!

Tortoise: Shut it! Shut it right gosh darn now!

*ding dong*

Hare: Are you coming?
Tortoise: I'm coming! Stop ringing the damn doorbell!