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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/19/2009

Well, Facebook Alternative, its time to call it a nite...I'm at my sister's house in the burbs, its hotter than an fat person wearing an heavy coat while running in the desert...Its cold outside, she just got the heat cranked...Don't even talk about this bed! My niece is at my house & I'm over here sleeping on her hard Tinker Bell bed;Floor is so much softer...Oh! I also flooded her toilet & she has no plunger; That sounds like a personal problem to me...Side note-->I love her shower though, to bad I took one b4 I came over here. Don't believe me?!...Ok! Here's proof! GOOD NITE FACEBOOK ALTERNATIVE!

Shrek 4 Trailer

THIS IS THE LAST MOVIE FOR SHREK & HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WONT SUCK AS MUCH AS THE 3RD ONE. THIS ONE WILL BE IN 3D, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING THAT THESE DAYS.

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 3


OMG! YOU'RE THE FREAKING ODD BALL IN A SANTA RACE! I HOPE YOU SHOWED THEM WHOSE BOSS!


Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 12/19/2009

Good Morning Facebook Alternative. 2day i'm not logging on Facebook at all! The longer you are off of it, the easier it gets {kind of}. I am wondering what people have been typing lately though...The real Facebook is for spies! It creates spyers! {not real word} I bet some people are beginning to miss me now; Who else is stupid enough to write outrageous stats?!...Its time 2 get my day started now, so shower & clean clothes....Until Nite

Friday, December 18, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/18/2009

Man, its crazy! Went to go see someone in an casket that I never wished to see like that; It seriously hurts...I cared more about that lady than anyone actually knows. I really can't wait for this year to be over...So tired of watching every thing crumble around me! Anyway Facebook Alternative, its time for me to sleep so I can try my best to wake up even later than I did this morning. Goodnite & watch out for them bed bugs, you know those things really do exist! I thought they weren't real until the magic of youtube. They are really gross!

Iron Man 2 Trailer

HERES THE OFFICIAL TRAILER OF THIS SOON TO BE AWESOME MOVIE THATS RELEASING MAY 7th OF NEXT YEAR. TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL HUB, CLICK THE WORD "CLICK" {NOT THIS ONE, THE FIRST ONE}

JULIAN SMITH - Malk

FUNNY VID! IT WAS CRAZY & FUNNY

WHOSE BETTER?

JULIAN SMITH'S "TECHNO JEEP" OR DAVID MESHOW'S "COROLLA SONG"?... I'M GONNA GO WITH.....I DON'T KNOW! CAN'T CHOOSE

Cheeky Christmas - Funny Performance

OK, APPARENTLY CHRISTMAS IS NOW ABOUT SEX FOR ADULTS & PRESENTS FOR KIDS;WHERES JESUS?! LOL

Acronym Overload

WHAT?!?!?! THATS MY KIND OF HUMOR!

2009 GAP Christmas commercial

THE CUTEST COMMERCIAL THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.....THAT LIL GIRL THAT WAS SCREAMING WAS THE CRAZIEST PART....

FACEBOOK VS YOUR MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS

THIS VIDEO IS HILARO!! {hilarious} BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE. I'M SINGLE BUT I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE....LMAO!!!! "YOU DON'T COMMENT ON ME!"

Withdrawal from Social Networks addiction

I REALLY FEEL LIKE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.KNOWING I REALLY WANT TO LOG ONTO FACEBOOK, I REFUSE! FACEBOOK IS NOT GOING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE!!!!

Drunk Santa Jump mishap Part.2

I wish this would happen to more Santa's. And would you all tell your kids that Santa doesn't exist! My mama never let me believe, She let me know who the real person I was going to be mad at from the start.


Erica's Crazy Christmas Pregnancy Dance

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Out of all the pregnancy videos online, I found this one to be the best! Forget the one with the lady doing the 40's, she probably killed her baby; I'm against baby death. {Its not abortion, she was freaking huge} back to this video though, This lady killed it with the dance moves, & I ain't talkin bout the baby.....


Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 2

AYE KANYE! WHERE ARE YOU?! I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO COME SNATCH THE INVISIBLE MIKE FROM PEOPLE'S HANDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON RUDE ENOUGH TO SNATCH IT...I WANT YOU TO SAY THIS "I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BRANDON IS THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD PERSON OF ALL TIME!" ....THEN WALK AWAY. {scene}

Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 9/18/2009

Good morning Facebook Alternative! {in my Tye Pennington voice} I really wish I had a job right now because not logging on to the actual Facebook drove me crazy this morning. I actually had to log back on just to send a couple messages but I don't really know if I can stay off of it! Its down right addictive {not knowing what down right actually means, I used it anyway}...Seriously it is, & it could ruin your life if you actually allow it 2. Its like a fat person with chocolate cake, its good but it will eventually destroy you if you have too much. Until night Facebook Alternative, Au Revoir & eat a lot of broccoli with cheese. {I don't like it, whose gonna eat my serving?}

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 9/17/2009

Since I'm Deactivating my facebook account, I need some where to put my statuses so everyday I will be posting 2 stats, even though I write about 10 each day on Facebook. One will be for Good Morning & the other Goodnite...Lets get this started!!!!!....
 I'm about to lock my bedroom door, strip down to my undies & lay in the bed to watch American Ninja Warrior, wondering why I could never in a trillion years do the things they do. If I try to hop out the bed, I'm gonna end up breaking a big toe. lol. I now just realized that saying a trillion years is stupid because no one lives to a trillion...Anyway. I was watching SNL: Christmas Special until I realized that I wasn't lame. Goodnight Facebook Alternative......

DJ Hero - Expert Mode - Izzo (H.O.V.A) vs. My Name Is

BETTER THAN GUITAR HERO IN MY OPINION....PULL OUT THAT CASH & PURCHASE THIS {FOR ME}.....{FOR CHRISTMAS} LOL ENJOY ;p

DVD TOSS

I'm so glad that wasn't me. I have quick reflexes & somebody would've been calling DCFS. It was unintentional but my slap would've been unintentional too. Enjoy!

Stone COLD Stunner

Pretty good video! I'll tell you what though, I really wasn't paying much attention because there was too many skinny jeans in this vid. I don't even wanna wear those things anymore

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 1

AYE, CRICKET INTERNET! IF WE'RE PAYING 40 SOMETHING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR THIS SERVICE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GIVE US SOMETHING FASTER THAN FREAKING DIAL-UP! U GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! YES, I'M FREAKING SCREAMING! BRING YOUR EARS CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN SO I CAN BUST YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY TYPED WORDS!....... And that was the quick shout out {of the day}

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My mother-in-law finding out I'm pregnant!

FUNNY VID/BAD NEWS....SHE ENDED UP HAVING AN MISCARRIAGE & LOOK AT DAT UGLY.....DOG!

Christmas Morning

"WHERE DID WE GO WRONG DAN?!...IN YOUR VAGINA SALLY" OMG! LOL! I WAS WAITING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS ONE...THIS IS CHRISTMAS!

The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

TO ALL GAMERS, THIS IS ONE CATCHY SONG BY "THE GUILD"...THE BIG ONE IS HOT! LOL!

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh)

THIS MADE ME SPIT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. I DID A LAUGH SPIT, NO LIE! THE FUNNIEST VIDEO THAT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR {2DAY}

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Holiday Special!

OH WOW...I SWEAR I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. DUDE GOT "BURNED" LOL

I got a feeling - parody

How come I like parodies more than their originals?!...Enjoy! I'm replaying it now

Chicken Man plays "What is Love" on Pianica

Chicken Man goes hard with the music.lol ... Join the Fan Page of Facebook here

Monday, December 14, 2009

Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

THIS WAS SORT OF WRONG BUT "YEAH!" GOOD VID!

Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

JALAPEƑO HOT SONG! THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS! VISIT HIS MYSPACE HERE

Crazy motorist goes nuts at a very cool traffic cop

LMAO!! The music & his voice just got me...OMG! I'm still watching it. LOL! He screaming

Super Smash Bros. Brawl in Piano

I HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY GAMER ON HERE!....ENJOY THIS VIDEO!

Sunday, December 13, 2009