Thursday, August 12, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Here's a dark comedy about hitchhiking... This reminds me of the time this chick hitchhiked & was found dead a week later... She died of a heatstroke. Turns out nobody stopped for her because she was ugly. So she just walked. Wait, wrong use of word because she was in a wheelchair.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
I am done with LOVE DAY so it's now time for me to turn to Fox to watch Animation Domination. Before I do that let me just say that I hope you all (nobody reads this) learned a lesson about love. Love is very very funny & beautiful; but mostly funny. lol! When I wake up in the morning hopefully I will be able to lift my arm so I can go to the gym. I'm serious! I haven't really used my arms today; I've been flicking lights on with my tongue & had to sit down just to pee, I could grab the willy but I couldn't aim. lbs! Hopefully I won't forget that I have a blog again. NITE facebook alternative.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
I wanna do this when I get old, but instead of doing Michael Jackson (rest his soul), I'm gonna be jerkin to that Snoop Dogg song that I just forgot the name too... Okay, I never knew the name but Enjoy!
I don't know who started it because the video didn't record what happened before that but in my opinion both were assholes in the end... No this is not a RACE thing; just old vs. young(er) .... && guess who got that booty whooped?!
Well Facebook Status Alternative, now that I've lost all of that weight, its time for me to tone & gain muscle. I've joined Ballys & I almost died on the 1st day. My damn leg cramped up on the treadmill and my arms were in a lot of pain, like serious! ... I did see the guy that played Twan on R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet though but it really wasn't shocking cuz this is Chicago... I wouldn't even be shocked if it was R. Kelly I seen. In Chicago, we all know somebody that did something with R. Kelly, like wtf, lol! ... I hope all of this training works out for me though cuz I really wanna go to the Navy & do something different; I just need help preparing for it which is something that I'm barely getting. Until next time Facebook Alternative...(I really need to find another name now since I'm using it again)
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Well Facebook Alternative, You really are no longer needed. See I went back to the love of my life & her love is all I need. I don't wanna keep you hanging though, I'll still hang with you; just remember that you are my sideline boo ... Back to reality though! LOL! Happy New Years, but this year really didn't start right at all. Hopefully it gets better ... Right now though I think its time to pick the phone up & call goodnight. ... And for those who happen to stumble across my page ... If you have Cricket & Clear Internet in your area & you're trying to choose, I really recommend Clear! You can't watch no type of internet porn with Cricket. lol. Seriously though, Clear Internet is much much FASTER.
This song get me in the mood, but the only thing I'm sexing right now is my pillow, & sometimes she doesn't even feel like it. I'm not stupid! I know somebody else been giving her head. Its okay though. I'm threw! Find me another pillow! A loyal pillow. lol! Enjoy!
I was looking for something like this for reals. This just made my night! ... Well my 2 minutes & 7 seconds. Now I have to go watch some more videos to occupy my time. Enjoy this video & do the HOE DOWN. lol ... I'm talking like people check my vlog. I think I be talking to myself.