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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Beat Her Ass.Just Beat IT

Drunk Girls be stupid. Drunk girls be getting it crackin. Drunk girls are bitches!


Monday, June 28, 2010

Auto-Tune The News 12

Another Autotune The News. Subscribe on youtube if you like this HERE

Chinese Boy singing like Whitney Houston

Here's Chinese Whitney Houston B.C. (Before Crack)

High School Sucks- The Musical

Any video with Timothy Delaghetto is worth watching. Subscribe to him here. Enjoy!

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder

Here's a dark comedy about hitchhiking... This reminds me of the time this chick hitchhiked & was found dead a week later... She died of a heatstroke. Turns out nobody stopped for her because she was ugly. So she just walked. Wait, wrong use of word because she was in a wheelchair.

Snowball (TM) - Another One Bites The Dust

WOW I've never seen anything like this before... Not counting the time I dressed in a bird costume & danced on top of a tree... Okay, I never did that, Geesh

George W. Bush Invigorating America's Youth

This is usually what happens to me when most people talk to me. People are boring! You guys are boring... SHUT UP!

STOCKBROKER BRAWL

It may not seem like a hard job, but its very stressful. Seen how he snapped?! I told you that job was stressful

Single Ladies Devastation

This is bad parenting! All that little boy wanted to do was be a single lady... so sad...

WHATCHA SAY- SPOOF!!! (Jason Derulo)

Here another AlphaCat Production. Check him out on YOUTUBE

Old Man Dancing At CES 09

This old man can get down with the get down... to bad he didn't slip & fall on anything

GoldenEye Stand-Off

LOL THIS VIDEO GAVE ME FLASHBACKS. ESPECIALLY ODDJOB. THATS JUST CHEATING

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Webcam Dance Fail

This video screams failure. Like seriously, wait until you see it. The word "failure" is going to be screamed inside your head telepathically by the video.

Soulja Boy quits Rap (His real tweets)

I wish he would have went through with it though.

The Security Guard

I thought Security Guards was supposed to provide security. Guess not...

The Rapping Weatherman

This is the best weatherman of all time. His lyrics better than anything Soulja boy could come up with. Yep, I hate Soulja Boy

The truth about Japanese food

This is hilarious but what if it was true. A lot of people would be pissed... That would be so funny cuz I love when people are pissed.

Scott Dunbar One Man Band Singing Tin Foil Hat

This is great. I hope this man isn't homeless because he has talent

Dancing baby got them moves

This baby has moves, just not better than me... Let me put on my diaper & find a table big enough, then its on dancing baby!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Candy Girls - Wham Bam

Starting to think I should stay the hell off of youtube, cuz I keep finding weird things

Monday, April 26, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

JEDI GYM

THIS WAS CREATIVE, THOUGH IT COULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER BUT THE END MAKES UP FOR IT... I GUESS!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 2/21/2010

I am done with LOVE DAY so it's now time for me to turn to Fox to watch Animation Domination. Before I do that let me just say that I hope you all (nobody reads this) learned a lesson about love. Love is very very funny & beautiful; but mostly funny. lol! When I wake up in the morning hopefully I will be able to lift my arm so I can go to the gym. I'm serious! I haven't really used my arms today; I've been flicking lights on with my tongue & had to sit down just to pee, I could grab the willy but I couldn't aim. lbs! Hopefully I won't forget that I have a blog again. NITE facebook alternative.

LOVE DAY!!! Love Hurts

I laughed hard... Cupid is not a baby, & he causes more pain than anything.lol Enjoy!
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LOVE DAY!!! Frustrated Video Dater Loses It

I know its fake but its funny, like ha ha ha omg ha ha funny. I want love to but I'm not desperate. To all the people that comes on my blog (zero) Enjoy!

LOVE DAY!!! Love Coupons

I find this to be the most beautiful representation of love EVER!!! I need me some love coupons. lmao sarcasm! Enjoy!

LOVE DAY!!! Self-Love

Woah man.. This right here is so totally trippy... Like um I didn't know you could love yourself that much. lol Enjoy!

LOVE DAY!!! What Is Love pt.1

LMAO! Did y'all see how funny this video was?!... no... What are you waiting for. Press Play!

LOVE DAY!!! Texting Your Way To Love

Here we have a story of 2 cell phones that try to build a relationship through text messaging. Enjoy the vid from SuperNews!

LOVE DAY!!! Jim Carrey "Somebody To Love"

Let's get started with this classic right here from the Jim Carrey movie "The Cable Guy" IT HAS THE WORD "LOVE" IN IT RIGHT?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

ELDERLY DAY!!! Lumpkin!

Aye, now I hate old old people just as much as the next but this is wrong man... so wrong... & thats also why its sooo funny. lmao! Grandma don't won't nothing to do with lumpkin but I did learn something new today.

ELDERLY DAY!!! Potato chip Thief

LMAO! Hell naw, the old lady wrong... Funny Commercial reppin all the old people of the world.

ELDERLY DAY!!! BRAVE OLD LADY

LOL! Funny vid indeed. This is the bravest old lady I don't know! Better than Jean Claude Van Damm, & they're about the same age... Well if hes not dead yet.lol

ELDERLY DAY!!! Gas prices are a drag

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, ITS BEYOND WEIRD! OLD DRAG QUEEN WTF! DRAG QUEENS FREAK ME OUT, ESPECIALLY OLD ONES

ELDERLY DAY!!! Seniors Dancing To Billie Jean

I wanna do this when I get old, but instead of doing Michael Jackson (rest his soul), I'm gonna be jerkin to that Snoop Dogg song that I just forgot the name too... Okay, I never knew the name but Enjoy!

ELDERLY DAY!!! Old Man vs. Younger Guy on Bus

I don't know who started it because the video didn't record what happened before that but in my opinion both were assholes in the end... No this is not a RACE thing; just old vs. young(er) .... && guess who got that booty whooped?!

ELDERLY DAY!!! Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 6

SHOUT OUT TO THIS OLD LADY FOR FALLING & NOT BEING ABLE TO GET UP!; I WONDER IF SHE HAD LIFE ALERT..... OH YEAH, LOOK AT HER CANE, IT STILL HAS THE STICKER SO IT MUST BE NEW, AND WHY IS SHE REACHING FOR IT?... IT BETTER BE USED AS AN EXTENDER TO PULL DOWN A PHONE CUZ SHE KNOWS IT WON'T HELP HER GET UP... SHE PROBABLY TRIPPED ON HER BREAST!

ELDERLY DAY!!! Old lady gettin down!

This song is freaking annoying but would you look at the moves on this creature.... I think i'm in love love love "Ghetto Geek, you don't love her!" ... Thats Right! Elderly people make me sick.

Zordon is a Racist

IN HONOR OF ABC KIDS SHOWING THE GOOD OL MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS, WHICH I'M HIGHLY GEEKED ABOUT & WATCHING AT THIS MOMENT, I GIVE YOU THIS FINE VIDEO BY COLLEGE HUMOR! I KNEW THIS WAS ZORDON'S TRUE SELF. LOL ENJOY.

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodmorning 2/20/2010

Well Facebook Status Alternative, now that I've lost all of that weight, its time for me to tone & gain muscle. I've joined Ballys & I almost died on the 1st day. My damn leg cramped up on the treadmill and my arms were in a lot of pain, like serious! ... I did see the guy that played Twan on R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet though but it really wasn't shocking cuz this is Chicago... I wouldn't even be shocked if it was R. Kelly I seen. In Chicago, we all know somebody that did something with R. Kelly, like wtf, lol! ... I hope all of this training works out for me though cuz I really wanna go to the Navy & do something different; I just need help preparing for it which is something that I'm barely getting. Until next time Facebook Alternative...(I really need to find another name now since I'm using it again)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Trapped on an Escalator

Well I forgot I had a blog but since no one really checks it out, it doesn't really matter. lol! ..Check out this video its real stupid but it has a message... The message is "WALK" lol

Monday, January 25, 2010

Dumb Price is Right contestant

OMG! The dumbest girl ever. At first I thought the title was exaggerating, but towards the end, WOW! She a dummy! In the words of Fred Sanford "Big Dummy"

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Cat Attacks Rabbit

I GUESS RABBITS REALLY ARE HORNY HUH! YOU TRY ATTACKING ONE & YOU GET RAPED

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Simpsons intro Estonian version

The part with Lisa had me lol & all them other laughing acronyms. LMAO Enjoy!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 1/8/2010

Well Facebook Alternative, You really are no longer needed. See I went back to the love of my life & her love is all I need. I don't wanna keep you hanging though, I'll still hang with you; just remember that you are my sideline boo ... Back to reality though! LOL! Happy New Years, but this year really didn't start right at all. Hopefully it gets better ... Right now though I think its time to pick the phone up & call goodnight. ... And for those who happen to stumble across my page ... If you have Cricket & Clear Internet in your area & you're trying to choose, I really recommend Clear! You can't watch no type of internet porn with Cricket. lol. Seriously though, Clear Internet is much much FASTER.

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

This song get me in the mood, but the only thing I'm sexing right now is my pillow, & sometimes she doesn't even feel like it. I'm not stupid! I know somebody else been giving her head. Its okay though. I'm threw! Find me another pillow! A loyal pillow. lol! Enjoy!

2 old people bickering

She called him a "pussy clart" & He told her to go sleep with a nigga. lol! but very very wrong.

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 5

RESPECT DUDE! LOL! YOU WEAR YOUR MAN BRA WITH PRIDE. YOU GOT TOO MANY COLORS THOUGH... NOT COOL! LOL. JAPANESE PEOPLE! ... I THINK HES JAPANESE.



Hoedown Throwdown w/ Dave Days

I was looking for something like this for reals. This just made my night! ... Well my 2 minutes & 7 seconds. Now I have to go watch some more videos to occupy my time. Enjoy this video & do the HOE DOWN. lol ... I'm talking like people check my vlog. I think I be talking to myself.