I REALLY LOVE SWEET POTATO PIE! I REALLY REALLY DO! ENJOY MY STUPIDITY!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Angry German Kid wants "Black Friday" special
DUDE WAS CRAZY, I KNOW IT REALLY WASN'T ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY, BUT MAN!! HES CRAZY REGARDLESS...THE SUBS JUST MADE IT FUNNIER!
Black Friday Rap
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE LAME & I WAS RIGHT! EXCEPT, ITS LAME & FUNNY! HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! ITS LIKE A HOLIDAY NOW A DAYS!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Thanksgiving Prank
THE GRANDDADDY BOGUS FOR THIS. SERIOUSLY! I WISH MY GRANDDADDY WAS LIKE THIS BUT ALL HE DO IS SLEEP...IT DON'T MATTER WHERE, HE JUST SLEEPS!
Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey
THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE! I'M RUNNING OUTTA THINGS TO SAY, BUT ENJOY!
MY WEIGHT LOSS
LOOK AT ME NOW!!! I'm 80 pounds lighter and I feel GREAT! Sure I have a lot of toning to do now but at least I can finally do sit-ups! Hell! I can walk 4 miles nonstop. Anybody can lose weight if they really put their minds to it. I just had to post this because I'm now finally realizing how far I've come!
And look at this picture.....I can actually sit on a cow without it dying.....Its a miracle!!!
And look at this picture.....I can actually sit on a cow without it dying.....Its a miracle!!!
The Scripture
GOOD MORNING! THIS IS BRANDON AMOS, & TODAY IS NOVEMBER 25,2009. I'M GONNA READ TO YOU TODAY, A LIL SCRIPTURE FROM THE BOOK OF BABY OIL. "USE DAILY AFTER BATH & DIAPER CHANGES TO MOISTURE BABY'S SKIN & HELP PREVENT CHAFING."......LET ME INTERPRET THIS SCRIPTURE 4 YOU....BABY OIL IS FOR BABIES, IF YOU USE BABY OIL & YOU'RE NOT A BABY, IT MEANS YOU ARE SINNING & NEED TO GET IN THE PRAYER-LINE!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.
I'M JUST BORED.LOL!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.
I'M JUST BORED.LOL!
Girls unusual reaction when she wins on Today Show
OMG! FUNNY & IRRITATING. SHE STARTED TO GET SQUEAKY.LOL
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Jones CHEAP ASS Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy
"TOP NOTCH MOLESTER FREE DAYCARE SERVICES" I LMAO AT THAT PART.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Dateline: To Catch a Sex Predator... Taser Accident!!!
THE FUNNIEST SEX PREDATOR EVER!!! HE SOUNDED LIKE MICKEY MOUSE AT THE END
Pigeon: Impossible
IN REAL LIFE, A PIGEON ISN'T CAPABLE OF DOING THIS....JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Closet Door Fail
THE CLOSET SHOWED HER!....BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT SHE SAID, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH
Mabel and Allen
WE'VE ALL SEEN HORNY DOGS B4 BUT THIS IS FUNNY,ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M TIRED. WATCH IT AND LIKE IT!!!
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