Saturday, October 31, 2009
I DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND THIS FUNNY, BUT I FIND THIS FUNNY.... FUNNY ENOUGH 2 POST. ENJOY!!!
TELL ME WHY THIS SCARED ME AT 1ST BUT THEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND LAUGHED. IMMA WOOSIE! IS THAT HOW U SPELL THAT? WOOSIE! LOL! WOOSIE! U WON'T CATCH ME TYPING THAT AGAIN! WOOSIE!
Friday, October 30, 2009
One day, Ghetto Geek's niece was acting like a brat so he beat her ass! He knocked out her teeth and gave her a black eye; threw her down the stairs & slammed her to the ground. So later that night "Child Services" came, put him in handcuff and sent him to jail. On his court day he told the judge that he did it because she was being a damn brat, the judge understood and let him go.
The next morning, Ghetto Geek was refreshed, he walked up to his niece and apologized. She accepted and called him a fat pig ........ He beat her ass again.
WHY DON'T WE AMERICANS HAVE COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS? LOL!!! BUT SERIOUSLY, WHY?! ... OBAMA, U GOT SOME WORK 2 DO! START HITTING THE ISSUES THAT MATTERS TO ME.
"WHATS THAT! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" LOL!! THE CLOWNS WERE SCARY LOOKING THOUGH.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR I THINK ITS A RAT IN MY ROOM THAT NEEDS ITS ASS WHOOPED. ENJOY!
THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH "TIM BURTON" SO MANY YEARS AGO. I LOVE THIS SONG! ENJOY!
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S HA-HA WEEN!!! MY COSTUME!!!! (1ST, PUMPKIN GRAB) (2ND, PUMPKIN POINT) (3RD, PUMPIN DEFENSE)
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LAUGHING FOR ABOUT 2 MINS. THE FUNNIEST SCARY MAZE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIP 2 ABOUT 4:40 IF YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH THE FULL VID BUT I ADVISE THAT U DO TO BUILD UP TO THE CLIMAX! ENJOY!
1ST TIME SEEING THIS AND I SOME WHAT ENJOYED IT. "STOP BEING DEAD!" FUNNY! ENJOY
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
MARY POPPINS WAS MY FAVORITE KIDS MOVIE AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING BUT THIS HAS CHANGED THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY FILM. I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
RICK: Sure! So what you wanna do is walk "right" at the end of this block & make three more rights.
MAN: Thank you very much Sir!
RICK: Pleasure is all mine. See you later!
MAN: Oh, I don't live in this city; Just visiting.
RICK: Oh, OK. Well, See you later!
MAN: "That guy just sent me off!" Wait, Is that him? EXCUSE ME SIR!
RICK: Oh! I knew that I would see you again!
MAN: YOU SENT ME OFF!!
RICK: I told you to make four "rights", You should have caught on dumb ass!
MAN: WHERE THE HELL IS MCDONALDS?!
RICK: Theres no reason to scream....
MAN: I HUNGRY DAMMIT! WHERE IS MCDONALDS?!
RICK: I'm sorry but I don't know!
MAN: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
RICK: HELP!! HELP!!
*cop pulls up*
COP: What seems to be the problem here?
RICK: This guy has just threatened to kill me!
COP: Sir, Is that true?
MAN: I asked him for directions and he sent me off.
RICK: Why would I even do that? I'm blind!
MAN: Why did you give me directions if you are blind?
RICK: I didn't. You just walked up and threatened my life!
MAN: You LIAR!!!
COP: Sir, I'm gonna need you to come with me!
MAN: HES LYING!!!
MAN: AAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU SON OF A......
MAN: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
COP: SHUT UP & STOP RESISTING!
MAN: I'M NOT!!!!!
COP: I said, SHUT UP!!!!
Are you okay sir?
MAN: NO I'M NOT. "IT BURNS!!"
COP: NOT YOU! *sprays mace*
MAN: PLEASE STOP SPRAYING ME!
COP: NO! *SPRAY MACE*
MAN: AAAHHH DAMMIT!
COP: Again, Sir are you alright?
RICK: I'm okay officer. Thanks to you!
COP: Alright! Have a nice day!
MAN: *tears* But what about me?!
COP: SHUT UP!!!! *sprays mace*