WHINEY ASS *bleep* HAVING A FIT OVER SOME MOTHER *bleep* NOODLES

LIL FAT KID GETTING MAD ABOUT SOME DAMN RAMANS. HE OVER THERE HAVING A DAMN NIGGA MOMENT OVER NOODLES ... IF I DID THIS, MY MAMA WOULD'VE HAD A NIGGA MOMENT AND WHOOPED MY ASS THEN SHE WOULD'VE PASSED ME TO MY GRANDMA ... THE DUDE COOKING THE NOODLES STUPID 2 JUST BECAUSE THATS HOW I FEEL

Fight for Kisses

WOW .... THIS IS A VIDEO ... ENJOY THIS VIDEO .... WOOOOWWWW

CRY BABY GIANTS FAN

AND THEN HE KILLED HIS SELF ....... NO HE DIDN'T BUT REALLY ... HIS LIFE IS THIS!!!! HOW SORRY COULD A PERSON GET ... I'LL CRY IF BURGER KING GETS SHUT DOWN BUT NOT THIS!! HELL NAW!!! I LIKE THE DUDE AT THE END THOUGH ... ENJOY! ... HES A DORK

HE LOVES HIM SOME BACON

THIS FAT COUNTRY KID WOULD KILL FOR SOME BACON ... HE SAID HES LEAVING BUT WHERE THE HELL IS HE GOING?! I SWEAR HE SHOULD OF BEEN ON "THE LITTLE RASCALS" ENJOY!

Eyeglasses Commercial

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO OTHER THAN "WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO"? ... I KNOW!!! ... ENJOY!

A VERY CRAZY MAN THATS VERY FUNNY

I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED ... I SEEN A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE & EVERY TIME, THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!! I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THEM THOUGH BECAUSE MAYBE THATS THEIR PURPOSE ON THIS DIRTY ASS EARTH ... THEY SUPPOSE TO GIVE US LAUGHS OR MAYBE I'M JUST RUDE ... YEP! I'M JUST RUDE! ENJOY

DRUNK GIRL'S PERCOLATOR FAIL

I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK SHE CUT HER VAGINA AT THE END OF THE VIDEO ... THIS IS WHY DRUNK PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE IN A ROOM WITH ANYTHING BREAKABLE.

PARANORMAL EFFECT:

PARANORMAL EFFECT COMES OUT 2DAY ...THEY SAY THAT MOVIE MAKES YOU SHYT YOUR PANTS ... I REALLY WANNA SHYT MY PANTS ... DON'T WORRY! ... I HAVE LAUNDRY DETERGENT ... ITS TIDE ... THE CURRENT WILL WASH THE SHYT AWAY

I SWEAR IF THIS MOVIE MAKES ME SHYT, I WILL BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I HAVEN'T SHYT MYSELF SINCE I WAS A BABY & THAT WAS THE BEST FEELING THAT I'VE EVER HAD ... DON'T BELIEVE THATS THE BEST FEELING EVER!? BETTER GO ASK MY BROTHER! HES IN HIS 30'S & STILLS SHYTS IN HIS PANTS. HE COULD SIT ON THE TOILET AND STILL SHYT ON HIM SELF!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! NAKED BIKER

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT CREATURE ON THE MOTORCYCLE! HE MUST BE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL CUZ THIS PHOTO IS UNGODLY. THIS PIC MAKES ME WANT TO GASH MY EYES OUT, FREEZE THEM, THEN SMASH EM & BURN THE REMAINS. I WOULD VOMIT RIGHT NOW IF I HAD ANY FOOD IN THIS HOUSE BUT I DON'T SO THEM DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER HAVE TO STAY INSIDE. WOAH, NELLY! KICK HIM WITH YOUR AIR FORCE ONES!!!

WHAT I WANNA DO FOR NEW YEARS THIS YEAR

You know what I wanna do on New Years Eve? Of Course You Don't. Thats why I'm gonna tell you. I wanna have random sex with the first 10 women I see. I don't care if its the old lady that be trynna rape me or the big fat homeless lady that took a dump in front of me in the alley. I'm just saying if u want it make sure you're 1 of the 10. I'll have u shakin more than a jelloton ass. P.S. I'm just jokin. the horny old lady and homeless lady cannot participate. I am not that nasty but Oprah bring your cash and you can participate. I accept checks but don't bring steadman or Dr. Phil but if u can bring me a young Stacy Dash then it will be free but 40 sumthin Stacy Dash is a discount

BACK FLIP GONE WRONG

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DUMB PEOPLE SHOW-OFF ... THEY KNOCK THEMSELVES OFF!!! WA POW. DUMBASS ... I LAUGHED! ... I LAUGHED HARD AS HELL!!! I LIKE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE IN PAIN!!! ENJOY!
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UNCHARTED 2: AMONG THIEVES IGN REVIEW

THIS GAME LOOKS JALAPENO HOT. I REALLY WANT A PS3 SO I WILL POST A NIPPLE SLIP PIC OF ME FOR ONE. ENJOY!!

A NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET TRAILER ..2010 RELEASE

THE MAN FROM ELM STREET HAS BEEN RE-IMAGINED ... WILL THIS ONE MAKE ME RUN TO MOMMY LIKE THE OLD ONES DID? ... WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT & SEE. ALL I CAN SAY NOW IS THAT I'M REALLY FEELING THIS TRAILER
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2012 TRAILER

I'M CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS FLICK! SO MUCH DESTRUCTION & IT LOOKS SO DAMN AMAZING. I'M IN SHOCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ... IF THIS MOVIE SUCKS I WILL BLOW UP HOLLYWOOD. KABOOM IT! ... ENJOY!
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BEST MAN PASSED OUT

I SWEAR THAT I ALMOST DID THIS AT A UPS INTERVIEW ... I WAS STANDING, IT WAS HOT, IT WAS 3 IN THE MORNING & I WAS HUNGRY. ANYWAY ENJOY THIS 20SEC VID OF GREATNESS

ELMO LUVIN

I KEEP TELLIN PEOPLE THAT ELMO IS NOT GAY ... HE JUST LIKE IT HAIRY!!

Vadrum Meets Super Mario Bros 3 (Drum Video)

HE GOES HARD ON THE DRUMS ... HE LIKE THUMP A BUMP BUMP POP POP POOEY. SHUT UP! I KNOW WHAT I SAID.. ENJOY THE VID

Fat Guy Dancing the BAD BOY Dance

FAT PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THEE BEST DANCERS IN THEE WORLD. LOOK HOW GRACEFULLY HE MOVES ... THE BEAST WITH NO NECK ... ALWAYS DANCE THEE BEST.

SQUIRRELS, PT.3: SQUIRREL PRANK

These squirrels are becoming ASSHOLES!!! The other day I was walking past this vacant lot & two of em start playing in the damn bushes; They then jumped out onto the pole that was right next to me and nearly sent me to the afterlife ... I'm gonna KILL them bitches!! ... Gone stare at me with their innocent faces ... Lets see how they look when I shoot all of them with a b b gun!

UGLY DOG ... WIMPY BARK

I'M SCARED OF DOGS BUT WHAT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT IS WHEN THEY BARK ... THIS DOG WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE ME FREAK OUT ... MAY SCARE ME BUT NOT FREAK ME OUT ... MY SEVEN YEAR OLD NIECE BARKS LOUDER THAN THIS! DON'T SAY THATS WRONG ... SHE ALWAYS CALL ME A PIG & A ELEPHANT SO WHY CAN'T SHE BE A DOG!?

SLAP OF HELL

DUDE GOT THE POOP KNOCKED OUT OF HIM!!! NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE FLASHBACKS ... HE SEEN THE AFTERLIFE FOR A SEC. THIS GHETTO GEEK WORTHY CUZ IT MADE ME SAY "DAMN!!!"
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FAT CHICK ON CAMEL

THIS IS PRICELESS ... THE CAMEL WAS FREAKING SCREAMING ... THATS WHY FAT PEOPLE CANNOT DO EVERYTHING SKINNY PEOPLE DO! I BET IT DIED OF INTERNAL BLEEDING LATER.

WOULD YOU?

Would you have sex with a goat for one million dollars? ... I know I would ... For A Mil, I would stick my penis in anything... I would stick inside a hippo for a Mil; I would stick inside a rabbit for a mil; I wouldn't stick it in no males ass for no mil though ... Thats nasty!!!!!!! I ain't gay in the sense of liking penis ... I'm gay in the sense of being happy.

FATTY KID TEACHING SKATEBOARD TRICK

THIS IS GHETTO GEEK WORTHY NOT JUST BECAUSE HE FELL, BUT BECAUSE HE FELL & HES FAT. PERFECT COMBO Chubby Kid Teaches Skateboard Ollies - Watch more Funny Videos

COUPLE PLAYING PRANKS

THIS GHETTO GEEK WORTHY CUZ ABOUT 3 OUTTA THEM 5 WASN'T EVEN PRANKS ... JUST PLAIN EVIL ... U GOTTA LUV THAT! Most Awesome - Couple Pranks - Watch more Break Most Awesome

PEARL THE LANDLORD

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

1 OF THEE FUNNIEST VIDS EVA!!!.... THIS SO FUNNY I DIDN'T JUST LAUGH IN MY MIND ... I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT MY HEART BEAT WENT IRREGULAR, NOW I'M USING A PACEMAKER

5 STAR CHICK REMIX OFFICIAL VIDEO!!! YO GOTTI FEATURING GUCCI MANE, TRINA AND NICKI MINAJ

THIS GOT DAT JALAPEÑO HOTNESS. GHETTO GEEK LIKES THIS