GOOD MORNING! THIS IS BRANDON AMOS, & TODAY IS NOVEMBER 25,2009. I'M GONNA READ TO YOU TODAY, A LIL SCRIPTURE FROM THE BOOK OF BABY OIL. "USE DAILY AFTER BATH & DIAPER CHANGES TO MOISTURE BABY'S SKIN & HELP PREVENT CHAFING."......LET ME INTERPRET THIS SCRIPTURE 4 YOU....BABY OIL IS FOR BABIES, IF YOU USE BABY OIL & YOU'RE NOT A BABY, IT MEANS YOU ARE SINNING & NEED TO GET IN THE PRAYER-LINE!
DON'T LET THE DEVIL GET THE SLIP ON YOU, YOU GET THE SLIP ON THE DEVIL!....ITS CALLED BABY OIL FOR A REASON. IF GOD WANTED ADULTS TO USE IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "ADULT OIL"....THE DEVIL EVEN MANAGED TO SLIP HIS OWN SCRIPTURE IN THERE. HE SAID, "SAFETY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"....NO DEVIL! KEEP OUT OF REACH OF ADULTS.
I'M JUST BORED.LOL!
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