Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 4

SHOUT OUT TO THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!! I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU RONALDO, GIVING HEAD IN PUBLIC! CONGRATS ON EXPOSING YOUR GAYNESS....LOL!

Tortoise & Hare pt.1

*ding dong*

Tortoise: Who is it?

???????: Its me...Hare!

Tortoise: Just a minute!....Hunny, can you get the door?

The Mrs: I'm watching "Bad Girls Club", get it your self!

Tortoise: You lazy ass turtle!

The Mrs: Your MOTHER!!

Tortoise: At least she knows how to cook!

The Mrs: Is that why you got your stomach pumped last Christmas?!

Tortoise: Shut it! Shut it right gosh darn now!

*ding dong*

Hare: Are you coming?
Tortoise: I'm coming! Stop ringing the damn doorbell!

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/19/2009

Well, Facebook Alternative, its time to call it a nite...I'm at my sister's house in the burbs, its hotter than an fat person wearing an heavy coat while running in the desert...Its cold outside, she just got the heat cranked...Don't even talk about this bed! My niece is at my house & I'm over here sleeping on her hard Tinker Bell bed;Floor is so much softer...Oh! I also flooded her toilet & she has no plunger; That sounds like a personal problem to me...Side note-->I love her shower though, to bad I took one b4 I came over here. Don't believe me?!...Ok! Here's proof! GOOD NITE FACEBOOK ALTERNATIVE!

Shrek 4 Trailer

THIS IS THE LAST MOVIE FOR SHREK & HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WONT SUCK AS MUCH AS THE 3RD ONE. THIS ONE WILL BE IN 3D, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING THAT THESE DAYS.

Quick Shout Out! {Of the Day} 3

OMG! YOU'RE THE FREAKING ODD BALL IN A SANTA RACE! I HOPE YOU SHOWED THEM WHOSE BOSS!

Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 12/19/2009

Good Morning Facebook Alternative. 2day i'm not logging on Facebook at all! The longer you are off of it, the easier it gets {kind of}. I am wondering what people have been typing lately though...The real Facebook is for spies! It creates spyers! {not real word} I bet some people are beginning to miss me now; Who else is stupid enough to write outrageous stats?!...Its time 2 get my day started now, so shower & clean clothes....Until Nite

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/18/2009

Man, its crazy! Went to go see someone in an casket that I never wished to see like that; It seriously hurts...I cared more about that lady than anyone actually knows. I really can't wait for this year to be over...So tired of watching every thing crumble around me! Anyway Facebook Alternative, its time for me to sleep so I can try my best to wake up even later than I did this morning. Goodnite & watch out for them bed bugs, you know those things really do exist! I thought they weren't real until the magic of youtube. They are really gross!