Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 2/21/2010

I am done with LOVE DAY so it's now time for me to turn to Fox to watch Animation Domination. Before I do that let me just say that I hope you all (nobody reads this) learned a lesson about love. Love is very very funny & beautiful; but mostly funny. lol! When I wake up in the morning hopefully I will be able to lift my arm so I can go to the gym. I'm serious! I haven't really used my arms today; I've been flicking lights on with my tongue & had to sit down just to pee, I could grab the willy but I couldn't aim. lbs! Hopefully I won't forget that I have a blog again. NITE facebook alternative.

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodmorning 2/20/2010

Well Facebook Status Alternative, now that I've lost all of that weight, its time for me to tone & gain muscle. I've joined Ballys & I almost died on the 1st day. My damn leg cramped up on the treadmill and my arms were in a lot of pain, like serious! ... I did see the guy that played Twan on R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet though but it really wasn't shocking cuz this is Chicago... I wouldn't even be shocked if it was R. Kelly I seen. In Chicago, we all know somebody that did something with R. Kelly, like wtf, lol! ... I hope all of this training works out for me though cuz I really wanna go to the Navy & do something different; I just need help preparing for it which is something that I'm barely getting. Until next time Facebook Alternative...(I really need to find another name now since I'm using it again)

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 1/8/2010

Well Facebook Alternative, You really are no longer needed. See I went back to the love of my life & her love is all I need. I don't wanna keep you hanging though, I'll still hang with you; just remember that you are my sideline boo ... Back to reality though! LOL! Happy New Years, but this year really didn't start right at all. Hopefully it gets better ... Right now though I think its time to pick the phone up & call goodnight. ... And for those who happen to stumble across my page ... If you have Cricket & Clear Internet in your area & you're trying to choose, I really recommend Clear! You can't watch no type of internet porn with Cricket. lol. Seriously though, Clear Internet is much much FASTER.

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/19/2009

Well, Facebook Alternative, its time to call it a nite...I'm at my sister's house in the burbs, its hotter than an fat person wearing an heavy coat while running in the desert...Its cold outside, she just got the heat cranked...Don't even talk about this bed! My niece is at my house & I'm over here sleeping on her hard Tinker Bell bed;Floor is so much softer...Oh! I also flooded her toilet & she has no plunger; That sounds like a personal problem to me...Side note-->I love her shower though, to bad I took one b4 I came over here. Don't believe me?!...Ok! Here's proof! GOOD NITE FACEBOOK ALTERNATIVE!

Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 12/19/2009

Good Morning Facebook Alternative. 2day i'm not logging on Facebook at all! The longer you are off of it, the easier it gets {kind of}. I am wondering what people have been typing lately though...The real Facebook is for spies! It creates spyers! {not real word} I bet some people are beginning to miss me now; Who else is stupid enough to write outrageous stats?!...Its time 2 get my day started now, so shower & clean clothes....Until Nite

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 12/18/2009

Man, its crazy! Went to go see someone in an casket that I never wished to see like that; It seriously hurts...I cared more about that lady than anyone actually knows. I really can't wait for this year to be over...So tired of watching every thing crumble around me! Anyway Facebook Alternative, its time for me to sleep so I can try my best to wake up even later than I did this morning. Goodnite & watch out for them bed bugs, you know those things really do exist! I thought they weren't real until the magic of youtube. They are really gross!

Facebook Status Alternative: Good morning 9/18/2009

Good morning Facebook Alternative! {in my Tye Pennington voice} I really wish I had a job right now because not logging on to the actual Facebook drove me crazy this morning. I actually had to log back on just to send a couple messages but I don't really know if I can stay off of it! Its down right addictive {not knowing what down right actually means, I used it anyway}...Seriously it is, & it could ruin your life if you actually allow it 2. Its like a fat person with chocolate cake, its good but it will eventually destroy you if you have too much. Until night Facebook Alternative, Au Revoir & eat a lot of broccoli with cheese. {I don't like it, whose gonna eat my serving?}

Facebook Status Alternative: Goodnite 9/17/2009

Since I'm Deactivating my facebook account, I need some where to put my statuses so everyday I will be posting 2 stats, even though I write about 10 each day on Facebook. One will be for Good Morning & the other Goodnite...Lets get this started!!!!!....
 I'm about to lock my bedroom door, strip down to my undies & lay in the bed to watch American Ninja Warrior, wondering why I could never in a trillion years do the things they do. If I try to hop out the bed, I'm gonna end up breaking a big toe. lol. I now just realized that saying a trillion years is stupid because no one lives to a trillion...Anyway. I was watching SNL: Christmas Special until I realized that I wasn't lame. Goodnight Facebook Alternative......