SAD TO HERE THAT THIS OLD GUY PASSED AWAY BUT I CHUCKLED. SORRY I HAVEN'T REALLY POSTED 2DAY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE CRICKET INTERNET, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GET SLOWDOWNS
Saturday, November 14, 2009
"UNDECIDED TITLE"
POETRY DAY IS OVER BUT I STILL NEEDED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST SO I TRIED TO CREATE ANOTHER POEM AS SOON AS I AWOKE. TELL ME IF THIS IS ANY GOOD, OKAY? THIS IS MY 2ND ATTEMPT.
I WOKE UP TO HOTNESS, BUT COLD & UNCLOTHED,LAYING ON TOP UP THE COVERS HEATED LIKE AN ACTIVE STOVE. "BRANDON, YOU HAD TO BE BOLD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD".......BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO IF I RECEIVE A BAD AFTERSHOCK?!....ITS LIKE I WAS POPPED IN THE HEART BY AN UP-CLOSE GUNSHOT, OR TRAMPLED BY COWS WHILE LAYING DOWN IN THE FIELDS OF AN OPEN RANGE.....MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS......MAYBE THINGS SHOULD OF BEEN LEFT UNTOLD.......PUT THE WRAPPING BACK ON THE GIFT BUT REPLACE THE BOW WITH A DYING ROSE......MY SELF-DOUBT USED TO MAKE ME WANNA CRY & I WONDERED WHY......BUT NOW I KNOW THAT THERE WAS NO NEED TO SHED A TEAR.......INSECURITIES KEPT ME SAFE......KEPT ME FROM REVEALING THE COMBINATION TO MY SAFE.BUT NOW THAT ITS OPEN, MY HEART FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE.....I WISH I COULD BE MAD, BUT I SHALL NOT CATCH A CASE, CUZ WITH MY LUCK, THE JURY WOULD SAY I'M GUILTY THEN STARE RIGHT TO MY FACE.
I WOKE UP TO HOTNESS, BUT COLD & UNCLOTHED,LAYING ON TOP UP THE COVERS HEATED LIKE AN ACTIVE STOVE. "BRANDON, YOU HAD TO BE BOLD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD".......BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO IF I RECEIVE A BAD AFTERSHOCK?!....ITS LIKE I WAS POPPED IN THE HEART BY AN UP-CLOSE GUNSHOT, OR TRAMPLED BY COWS WHILE LAYING DOWN IN THE FIELDS OF AN OPEN RANGE.....MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS......MAYBE THINGS SHOULD OF BEEN LEFT UNTOLD.......PUT THE WRAPPING BACK ON THE GIFT BUT REPLACE THE BOW WITH A DYING ROSE......MY SELF-DOUBT USED TO MAKE ME WANNA CRY & I WONDERED WHY......BUT NOW I KNOW THAT THERE WAS NO NEED TO SHED A TEAR.......INSECURITIES KEPT ME SAFE......KEPT ME FROM REVEALING THE COMBINATION TO MY SAFE.BUT NOW THAT ITS OPEN, MY HEART FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE.....I WISH I COULD BE MAD, BUT I SHALL NOT CATCH A CASE, CUZ WITH MY LUCK, THE JURY WOULD SAY I'M GUILTY THEN STARE RIGHT TO MY FACE.
Friday, November 13, 2009
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Hoodology" Mike Booker
"BE GRATEFUL OF WHAT YOU GOT, CUZ SOME PEOPLE GOT IT WORSER THAN YOU"....WORDS 2 LIVE BY.
THE GHETTO GEEK'S POETRY DAY!!! "Poetic Bloodline" Gemineye
I LUV THIS GUY'S POETRY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HES ONE OF THE BEST
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Talkin To God" Flowmentalz
1ST OFF, HES NOT DISSING GOD! NOW ENJOY!
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! Shihan "Sick & Tired"
LMAO! IF YOU WANTED YOUR HUMOR FOR 2DAY, THIS IS THE VIDEO TO WATCH
FUNNITERTAINMENT'S POETRY DAY!!! "Some Days" Amalia Ortiz
SHE WAS SPEAKING MORE TO THE WOMEN BUT SHE SPEAKS TRUTH
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Terry Crews Robots Squeegee Style
THIS IS TERRY CREWS AGAIN DANCING! IF U LIKE THIS VIDEO GO CHECK OUT http://www.squeegeelo.com
HE FARTED IN MY FACE
THIS DUDE JUST FARTED IN MY FACE. HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RECORDING THOUGH WITH HIS DUMB ASS. YOU CAN TELL I WAS A LIL DISCOMBOBULATED BECAUSE I WAS CALLING HIM A WHALE THEN I SAID LION. HIS LIL POOT WAS A KILLER. REALLY!
Chopsticks Kitteh
THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST ADORABLE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN......WHAT?! I LIKE ANIMAL VIDS! ITS JALAPEÑO CUTE!!!
Spray More, Get More
I WOULD'VE STOPPED SPRAYING....IF YOU HAVE TOO MANY WOMEN IN THE SAME LOCATION,IT WILL GET INTENSE!
Slingshot Scream
I SWEAR, I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE GIRLIE THAN THAT KID. HE PROBABLY GOT THE DOOKIE DOOKIE DOO IN HIS NO LONGER WHITIES
LOOK OUT!!!
LOOK AT DUDE IN THE ORANGE IN THE BACKGROUND,HE SEEN IT COMING! I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM
Panda Bears Make Daring Escape
WHEN I SAW THIS I SAID "WOW...IT CAN ROLL" BUT THEN THE CUTE LIL FURRY THING MADE A RUN FOR THE DOOR, ALL SNEAKY LIKE... IT WAS LIKE "OK, I'M DONE PLAYIN', I'M GONNA GO SIT OVER THERE WITH MY BUDDY" & THEN HE SLIPPED ON HIS SONIC SHOES.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST: HAPPY VETERANS DAY
DIDN'T KNOW THAT 2DAY WAS A HOLIDAY.....I WISH IT WASN'T, ITS 2 MANY PEOPLE HERE. LIKE MY MOMS & BRO.;TOO MANY!!! ANOTHER NOTE ---> EVERYDAY I WAKE UP WITH THE SAME DAMN THOUGHTS THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW UNFULFILLED MY LIFE IS! THATS WHY I'M TRYING TO MAKE A CHANGE....I'M GOING 2 ALWAYS REMEMBER MY MISTAKES BUT....."SELF-FORGIVENESS" (GET IT?) ...THE THING IS,I REALLY DO WANT TO JOIN SOME TYPE OF MILITARY, WHETHER IT BE NAVY, NATIONAL GUARD, ETC. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING! NOBODY REALLY KNOWS THIS BUT I'VE BEEN DREAMING & IMAGINING SINCE I WAS 13 ABOUT THE MILITARY. IT WAS ALWAYS THE "MARINES" THOUGH, I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T REALLY BELONG IN THIS SO CALLED "CIVILIAN LIFE"; IF I WOULD'VE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE. SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD, SOME THINKS ITS A BAD CALL, & OTHERS DON'T BELIEVE I WOULD. I'VE BEEN HOLDING MYSELF BACK BUT THIS IS THE CHAPTER IN MY LIFE WHERE I GO FOR IT ALL! NO LONGER WILL I BE AFRAID OF FAILURE! I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY! THIS GOES OUT 2 MY FUTURE & 2 THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE THERE 4 ME.......... ALSO TO MY FATHER, HAPPY VETERANS DAY TO THE VIETNAM VET! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY SEE YOU ANYMORE..... HOPEFULLY I WILL BE A VET SOMEDAY.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
THE HOUSE PHONE & MY BROTHER
It really urkes me! See he does this thing I call "Caller Id Surfin". In order for this guy to call someone, he has to go through the whole caller id; Most people do that though so it shouldn't be a problem, right?... Wrong! He goes through the whole caller id first & goes back to call the person. Its "CRAZY!", Emphasis on crazy; But now its really gotten irritating because Illinois has just added a new area code cuz we ran out, and no matter if we have the same area code or not, we all have to dial "1" the area code, then the number, so this guy not only goes through the whole caller id, but now he has to dial eleven digits! I'm gonna start deleting the caller id so I at least there will be less button pushing. Sorry but Ghetto Geek hates all that unnecessary beeping that this phone makes.
The Disappearing Visitor
This is some crazy monkey feces right here! So somebody came & rung my doorbell, the first thing I do is look out the window, mind you, we're on the 2nd floor & our door is on the inside of the building so its hard for me to go to the door when I don't see a familiar car because you never know when its Jehovah's Witness. If its them,I'm shuttin' the door; I don't wanna seem rude but they're irritating! Stop trying to convert people & enjoy your own religion! Anyway, I went to the door & it was weird! He was looking for my moms & she wasn't here so I'm here trying to start a conversation because he was staring blankly at me. Its over, Go or at least you start a conversation; You rung the doorbell, not me! LOL! But after he left I ran upstairs to check and see if he was still on the block & he was gone! I freaked out because he didn't drive & it took five seconds for me to get up the stairs. I think a hawk came down and snatched him because that dude was gone. That freaked me out more than that boring ass movie "Paranormal Activity". I really won't sleep tonight......
Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.
I LIKE THIS YOUTUBE SERIES! I LIKED THE OTHER ONE I POSTED BETTER BUT THIS GOOD TOO.
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song
THIS WHITE GUY GOES HARD! I WOULD DEFINITELY PURCHASE HIS ALBUM. LITM "MUTHAF****R"
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song - watch more funny videos
Monday, November 9, 2009
SITTIN' ON THE TOILET
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I BE DOING ON THE TOILET; IT BE BORED IN THERE SOMETIMES & I CAN'T READ WHILE I'M TRYNNA POOP. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT MY HANDS NEEDS TO BE FREE WHEN POOPIN'
The Spy Next Door Theatrical Trailer
SEEN THIS AT THE SHOW SO I DECIDED TO FIND & POST....DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT THIS WILL BE GOOD? MY OPINION IS THAT IT WILL BE DECENT. HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SECRET SPY BABYSITTING MOVIES.GOSH!! IT HONESTLY LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE A "STRAIGHT TO DVD"
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The Spy Next Door Theatrical Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers
AM I REALLY A GEEK OR A NERD?
That is a really good question because I love video games & Anime but I also love computers. You know, just digging inside the computer, taking it apart only to see if I can put it back; I want to go in the computer technician field. But with Anime, I must see almost every one, It doesn't matter if its in English or subs.I'm currently in love with "Bleach" but unfortunately "Cartoon network" puts it on so damn late, I don't get a chance to watch it. I have no bedtime but damn! My body is 80years old, It won't allow me. As for Video games, The only reason that I don't play them a lot is because I'm unemployed at the moment but if I had dat cash, I would spend it all on games! games! & more games! I mean no clothes or food, just games. Shidddd... Imma bury my Xbox with me, Whether it be the "360" or the "2520"......So what am I, "The Ghetto Geek" or "The Ghetto Nerd"? Maybe "The Ghetto Geek Nerd". What exactly is the difference between "Nerd" & "Geek"? But theres no doubt that I am Ghetto.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Teletubbies with Booty Bounce
TELETUBBIES WAS CRAZY AS HELL, I REMEMBER WHEN A DAMN RUMOR CAME OUT TALKIN BOUT THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE ONE OF THEM HAD SEX WITH BARNEY. BEING THE GULLIBLE FAT KID THAT I WAS, I KEPT WATCHING TELETUBBIES JUST TO SEE IT. I NEVER SAW THAT EPISODE.....
HIS LIFE WORK WAS SHATTERED
THIS WAS FUNNY. SAY GOODBYE TO 35YEARS OLD MAN. THIS IS VERY "NOT" SAD. LITM
Fleece "BOOTY Warrior" Johnson
MY DADDY MADE ALL OF US WATCH THAT MOVIE "SCARED STRAIGHT" WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP & ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "THIS VIDEO TOPS THAT WHOLE DAMN MOVIE!"
I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL CUZ IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BOOTY TO THE "BOOTY WARRIOR", I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. TELL MY SISTER TO SEND ME A CAKE IN PRISON. THATS ALL I NEED, SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO ADD POISON.
I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL CUZ IF I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BOOTY TO THE "BOOTY WARRIOR", I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. TELL MY SISTER TO SEND ME A CAKE IN PRISON. THATS ALL I NEED, SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO ADD POISON.
Bored NAVY. DEY DOIN DAT "HEY YA"
SO MY CUZZO WAS TALKING ABOUT WE SHOULD JOIN THE NAVY SO I JUST GOT INTO THE NAVY MOOD SO I JUST STARTED RESEARCHING IT ON YOUTUBE & THIS IS WHAT I FOUND & THIS REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO JOIN NOW. LITM. NAVY ANTICS
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
I LOVE THE ONION NEWS & I HATE GLENN BECK SO THIS IS A DOUBLE WIN. ENJOY!
Kerney Thomas cures aids
I HEARD THAT THIS GUY COMES ON "B.E.T" AT LIKE 3 OR 4AM. MY MOMS WOULD CALL THIS BLASPHEMY WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS BUT THIS IS FUNNY. I JUST HOPE NO ONE BELIEVES THIS CON ARTIST! HE CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Mugshot Fail / RODNEY STANGER
THAT GIRL GOT KIDNAPPED SO I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT MAN, THATS SOME FUNNY ISH RIGHT THERE. LMAO!!
BANGS Take U To Da Movies
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE. GOSH, I REALLY DO WANNA OFF MYSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW........
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