GHETTO GEEK'S HA HA WEEN!!! Godzilla Contest

THIS IS ME BACK IN DECEMBER OF 07 WITH MY FAT SKIN ON. LITM! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A BROKE 18 YEAR OLD.  I FIND THIS PICTURE SCARY SO HERE IT IS. DON'T SHOW THIS TO KIDS OR ELDERLY PEOPLE.....THANK YOU KOTAKU.COM FOR GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO EMBARRASS MYSELF

GHETTO GEEK'S HA HA WEEN!!! SAW VI (NOT REALLY A GOOD REVIEWER)

So I went to go see it last night, even though i didn't want to, I was mad and walked out the house to just go see any movie that was about to show. I wish it was "Paranormal Effect" but still, I'm satisfied. The movie started like it always do with some people playing a game; That was honestly one of the most gruesome scenes that I had ever seen but I won't say what it was. Okay, All I have to say is that it was better than the previous; To me it actually had a real story to it so it didn't really feel like I was just watching torture without any story. I honestly like this one better than the last 3. The ending seems like it will leave room for another good story. Is the original jigsaw's games finally over? Go check it out!!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA HA WEEN!!! Crazy Horror Movie Nerd-Halloween

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND THIS FUNNY, BUT I FIND THIS FUNNY.... FUNNY ENOUGH 2 POST. ENJOY!!!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Halloween Pumpkin Massacre - JibJab.com

TELL ME WHY THIS SCARED ME AT 1ST BUT THEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND LAUGHED. IMMA WOOSIE! IS THAT HOW U SPELL THAT? WOOSIE! LOL! WOOSIE! U WON'T CATCH ME TYPING THAT AGAIN! WOOSIE!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! 30 Second Horror Film

OH MY! THIS  IS THE SCARIEST 30 SECOND CLIP THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. MAD ME SHIP MYSELF & I FORGOT MY ANCHOR.

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Child Abuse

Would this be a good horror story or not?
One day, Ghetto Geek's niece was acting like a brat so he beat her ass! He knocked out her teeth and gave her a black eye; threw her down the stairs & slammed her to the ground. So later that night "Child Services" came, put him in handcuff and sent him to jail. On his court day he told the judge that he did it because she was being a damn brat, the judge understood and let him go.
The next morning, Ghetto Geek was refreshed, he walked up to his niece and apologized. She accepted and called him a fat pig ........ He beat her ass again.

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Funny, but scary commercial

WHY DON'T WE AMERICANS HAVE COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS? LOL!!! BUT SERIOUSLY, WHY?! ... OBAMA, U GOT SOME WORK 2 DO! START HITTING THE ISSUES THAT MATTERS TO ME.

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Even Monsters Hate Clowns

"WHATS THAT! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" LOL!! THE CLOWNS WERE SCARY LOOKING THOUGH.

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! The Laundromat

I THOUGHT I HAD IT FIGURED OUT BUT NO! IT GOT ME! I'M LIKE WTF!!!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Scared of the Dark? Get a Suge Knight Light! Haha

I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR I THINK ITS A RAT IN MY ROOM THAT NEEDS ITS ASS WHOOPED. ENJOY!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Nightscares!

THIS WAS FAKE(OR SO I THINK) BUT JALAPEÑO HOT FUNNY

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS- THIS IS HALLOWEEN SONG

THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH "TIM BURTON" SO MANY YEARS AGO. I LOVE THIS SONG! ENJOY!

FUNNITERTAINMENT'S HA-HA WEEN!!! MY COSTUME!!!! (1ST, PUMPKIN GRAB) (2ND, PUMPKIN POINT) (3RD, PUMPIN DEFENSE)

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! EXTREME ANIMATION HORROR

THIS GUY HASN'T HAD MANY VIEWS & ITS BEEN UP SINCE MY B-DAY (8/12) THIS DESERVES MORE VIEWS. ITS KIND OF DARK BUT I COULD STILL SEE IT. ENJOY!!!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Shemaiah's Mom in Scary Maze!

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LAUGHING FOR ABOUT 2 MINS. THE FUNNIEST SCARY MAZE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIP 2 ABOUT 4:40 IF YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH THE FULL VID BUT I ADVISE THAT U DO TO BUILD UP TO THE CLIMAX! ENJOY!

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Lenore - 04 - Bloaty the Frog

1ST TIME SEEING THIS AND I SOME WHAT ENJOYED IT. "STOP BEING DEAD!" FUNNY! ENJOY

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! Michael Jackson - Thriller (WideScreen)

MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!! I MISS THIS DUDE! R.I.P. MJ

GHETTO GEEK'S HA-HA WEEN!!! THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer

MARY POPPINS WAS MY FAVORITE KIDS MOVIE AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING BUT THIS HAS CHANGED THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY FILM. I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT!

Overturned Fuel Truck Explodes

WHERE DID HELL PEOPLE GET KABOOM FROM? ALL I HEARD WAS BOOM. THAT WAS SOME GOOD SPIT RIGHT THERE. REAL JALAPEÑO HOTNESS. ENJOY!

BLIND MAN RICK: DIRECTIONS TO MCDONALDS

MAN: Excuse me, Can you tell me how to get to the nearest McDonalds?
RICK: Sure! So what you wanna do is walk "right" at the end of this block & make three more rights.
MAN: Thank you very much Sir!
RICK: Pleasure is all mine. See you later!
MAN: Oh, I don't live in this city; Just visiting.
RICK: Oh, OK. Well, See you later!
Man: OK......
*minutes later*

MAN: "That guy just sent me off!" Wait, Is that him? EXCUSE ME SIR!
RICK: Oh! I knew that I would see you again!
MAN: YOU SENT ME OFF!!
RICK: I told you to make four "rights", You should have caught on dumb ass!
MAN: WHERE THE HELL IS MCDONALDS?!
RICK: Theres no reason to scream....
MAN: I HUNGRY DAMMIT! WHERE IS MCDONALDS?!
RICK: I'm sorry but I don't know!
MAN: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
RICK: HELP!! HELP!!
*cop pulls up*

COP: What seems to be the problem here?
RICK: This guy has just threatened to kill me!
COP: Sir, Is that true?
MAN: I asked him for directions and he sent me off.
RICK: Why would I even do that? I'm blind!
MAN: Why did you give me directions if you are blind?
RICK: I didn't. You just walked up and threatened my life!
MAN: You LIAR!!!
COP: Sir, I'm gonna need you to come with me!
MAN: HES LYING!!!
*sprays mace*

MAN: AAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU SON OF A......
*sprays mace*

MAN: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
COP: SHUT UP & STOP RESISTING!
MAN: I'M NOT!!!!!
COP: I said, SHUT UP!!!!
Are you okay sir?
MAN: NO I'M NOT. "IT BURNS!!"
COP: NOT YOU! *sprays mace*
MAN: PLEASE STOP SPRAYING ME!
COP: NO! *SPRAY MACE*
MAN: AAAHHH DAMMIT!
COP: Again, Sir are you alright?
RICK: I'm okay officer. Thanks to you!
COP: Alright! Have a nice day!
MAN: *tears* But what about me?!
COP: SHUT UP!!!! *sprays mace*
MAN: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kitteh Ambushes Stuffed Animal

THIS WASN'T FUNNY! IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME!

A CLUELESS KID

"LESLIE GOT A VAGINA HEAD". LOL THAT WAS LAME BUT FUNNY!...I NEVER HAD VAGINA ON MY HEAD

LADY PULLS SHELF ON SELF

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN. I DIDN'T SEE HER PULL ON IT. OH WELL! LITM

NO SOUND,OLD CAMERA: YOGURT EATING

DECIDED THAT SINCE I WAS EATING YOGURT THAT I MIGHT AS WELL LET EVERYBODY ELSE WATCH! LOOK AT THE WAY MY TONGUE MOVES AND THE WAY I HID MY NECK! IF I COULD RECORD LONGER THAN 15 SECONDS; YOU WOULD'VE SEEN SOMETHING HORRIFIC...MOMS GONNA KILL ME FOR EATING THE LAST ONE.

NO SOUND,OLD CAMERA: BRO LEE

NOBODY EVER KNEW ABOUT THIS GUY BECAUSE HE WAS OVERSHADOWED BY BRUCE LEE. HERES 15SECS. OF UNSEEN FOOTAGE OF THE KARATE MASTER!

NO SOUND,OLD CAMERA: DANCING

This is me doing my 15secs of dancing. Its some nice tadass moves 2. That jalapeño fire!