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SHOUT OUT TO THIS OLD LADY FOR FALLING & NOT BEING ABLE TO GET UP!; I WONDER IF SHE HAD LIFE ALERT..... OH YEAH, LOOK AT HER CANE, IT STILL HAS THE STICKER SO IT MUST BE NEW, AND WHY IS SHE REACHING FOR IT?... IT BETTER BE USED AS AN EXTENDER TO PULL DOWN A PHONE CUZ SHE KNOWS IT WON'T HELP HER GET UP... SHE PROBABLY TRIPPED ON HER BREAST!

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RESPECT DUDE! LOL! YOU WEAR YOUR MAN BRA WITH PRIDE. YOU GOT TOO MANY COLORS THOUGH... NOT COOL! LOL. JAPANESE PEOPLE! ... I THINK HES JAPANESE.

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SHOUT OUT TO THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!! I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU RONALDO, GIVING HEAD IN PUBLIC! CONGRATS ON EXPOSING YOUR GAYNESS....LOL!

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OMG! YOU'RE THE FREAKING ODD BALL IN A SANTA RACE! I HOPE YOU SHOWED THEM WHOSE BOSS!

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AYE KANYE! WHERE ARE YOU?! I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO COME SNATCH THE INVISIBLE MIKE FROM PEOPLE'S HANDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON RUDE ENOUGH TO SNATCH IT...I WANT YOU TO SAY THIS "I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BRANDON IS THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD PERSON OF ALL TIME!" ....THEN WALK AWAY. {scene}

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AYE, CRICKET INTERNET! IF WE'RE PAYING 40 SOMETHING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR THIS SERVICE, YOU SHOULD REALLY GIVE US SOMETHING FASTER THAN FREAKING DIAL-UP! U GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! YES, I'M FREAKING SCREAMING! BRING YOUR EARS CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN SO I CAN BUST YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY TYPED WORDS!....... And that was the quick shout out {of the day}