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LOOK AT DUDE IN THE ORANGE IN THE BACKGROUND,HE SEEN IT COMING! I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM

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Panda Bears Make Daring Escape

WHEN I SAW THIS I SAID "WOW...IT CAN ROLL" BUT THEN THE CUTE LIL FURRY THING MADE A RUN FOR THE DOOR, ALL SNEAKY LIKE... IT WAS LIKE "OK, I'M DONE PLAYIN', I'M GONNA GO SIT OVER THERE WITH MY BUDDY" & THEN HE SLIPPED ON HIS SONIC SHOES.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST: HAPPY VETERANS DAY

DIDN'T KNOW THAT 2DAY WAS A HOLIDAY.....I WISH IT WASN'T, ITS 2 MANY PEOPLE HERE. LIKE MY MOMS & BRO.;TOO MANY!!! ANOTHER NOTE ---> EVERYDAY I WAKE UP WITH THE SAME DAMN THOUGHTS THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW UNFULFILLED MY LIFE IS! THATS WHY I'M TRYING TO MAKE A CHANGE....I'M GOING 2 ALWAYS REMEMBER MY MISTAKES BUT....."SELF-FORGIVENESS" (GET IT?) ...THE THING IS,I REALLY DO WANT TO JOIN SOME TYPE OF MILITARY, WHETHER IT BE NAVY, NATIONAL GUARD, ETC. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING! NOBODY REALLY KNOWS THIS BUT I'VE BEEN DREAMING & IMAGINING SINCE I WAS 13 ABOUT THE MILITARY. IT WAS ALWAYS THE "MARINES" THOUGH, I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T REALLY BELONG IN THIS SO CALLED "CIVILIAN LIFE"; IF I WOULD'VE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE. SOME PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD, SOME THINKS ITS A BAD CALL, & OTHERS DON'T BELIEVE I WOULD. I'VE BEEN HOLDING MYSELF BACK BUT THIS IS THE CHAPTER IN MY LIFE WHERE I GO FOR IT ALL! NO LONGER WILL I BE AFRAID OF FAILURE! I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY! THIS GOES OUT 2 MY FUTURE & 2 THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE THERE 4 ME.......... ALSO TO MY FATHER, HAPPY VETERANS DAY TO THE VIETNAM VET! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY SEE YOU ANYMORE..... HOPEFULLY I WILL BE A VET SOMEDAY.

THE HOUSE PHONE & MY BROTHER

It really urkes me! See he does this thing I call "Caller Id Surfin". In order for this guy to call someone, he has to go through the whole caller id; Most people do that though so it shouldn't be a problem, right?... Wrong! He goes through the whole caller id first & goes back to call the person. Its "CRAZY!", Emphasis on crazy; But now its really gotten irritating because Illinois has just added a new area code cuz we ran out, and no matter if we have the same area code or not, we all have to dial "1" the area code, then the number, so this guy not only goes through the whole caller id, but now he has to dial eleven digits! I'm gonna start deleting the caller id so I at least there will be less button pushing. Sorry but Ghetto Geek hates all that unnecessary beeping that this phone makes.

The Disappearing Visitor

This is some crazy monkey feces right here! So somebody came & rung my doorbell, the first thing I do is look out the window, mind you, we're on the 2nd floor & our door is on the inside of the building so its hard for me to go to the door when I don't see a familiar car because you never know when its Jehovah's Witness. If its them,I'm shuttin' the door; I don't wanna seem rude but they're irritating! Stop trying to convert people & enjoy your own religion! Anyway, I went to the door & it was weird! He was looking for my moms & she wasn't here so I'm here trying to start a conversation because he was staring blankly at me. Its over, Go or at least you start a conversation; You rung the doorbell, not me! LOL! But after he left I ran upstairs to check and see if he was still on the block & he was gone! I freaked out because he didn't drive & it took five seconds for me to get up the stairs. I think a hawk came down and snatched him because that dude was gone. That freaked me out more than that boring ass movie "Paranormal Activity". I really won't sleep tonight......

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